Alena

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

I hate when non-healthcare workers brag about “their cool face mask.” Thank you for not spreading your germs... but also...imagine wearing that shit with a non-rebreathable mask underneath that for 12 hours. It ain’t cool or fun kids 🙅🏼‍♀️ 😷

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

@cfb2410 I’m so sorry to hear about this terrible news @cfb2410 . I’m here if you or @jaimeepocchiari need anything ❤️

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

If you’re going to fake your death.. don’t answer me when I’m asking what your name & pain level are 💁🏼‍♀️😂😂#ED #RN

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

When you FaceTime with your bestie & she pours herself 1 glass of wine as the “catching up” commences 😂😂😂 🍷 🍷 #GoBigOrGoHome #BottleInAglass

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

Kids say no to drugs.. nothing more traumatizing than your meth’d out patient running down the hall naked 🤦🏼‍♀️#MaamPleaseReturnToYourRoomOrApplySomeClothing

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

Why do patients think it’s cool to cough in your face right when you walk into their room?! Sharing is not caring. I don’t want to have a party with your germs later on 🙅🏼‍♀️✋😷

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

@cfb2410 @jaimeepocchiari Awwwwwv😍😍😍😍 Happy birthday @jaimeepocchiari miss you!

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

Yessss! Love this 😂😂😂

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

Dear Stranger in public, although I know you mean well, timing is everything. Maybe pick another time to give parenting advice when the listener’s toddler isn’t trying to run in the street while having a massive meltdown in public. Just a suggestion 💁‍♀️😜😂

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

Braces suck! But if there’s one bonus... they’re a great way to lose weight because your mouth is always in pain, making it too painful to eat #✌🏻lbs

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

Toddlers are similar to sour patch kids. One minute they’re kissing you & laughing... the next minute they’re smaking you in the face while attempting to gauge your eyes out

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

I tried to explain dehydration 7 different ways to my patient and his family... after the 7th attempt, still no one getting it, I ended with... “His body is very thirsty” 🏃‍♀️🎤👩🏼‍⚕️

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

If you’re going to throw up on me, please give me some kind of warning⚠️... a raised hand, cover your mouth, a dry heave...anything. I like to be prepared when I’m sitting in the splash zone. #EmergencyRoom #Nurse #VomitIsTheWorstSmell

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

My toddler loves playing the piano & drums... cleary he got his musical skills from his mom & her friends #AirGuitar #MadSkillz

[Alena @AlenaPappas]

I hate the beginning phase of a pimple growing...it’s painful & red but not formed enough to pop it #SuchAtease