Dear John,
Sorry to do this over social media. 💔 I just can’t stop thinking about the other John… John Deere. He invited me to a #StashStockParty tonight and I think I have to go.
Bye forever,
Stash
p.s. Wanna come? 8 p.m. ET ➡️ bonus $DE shares. https://t.co/itRKsNPGPc