Crim, the Idiot Genius

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[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

Hi, I’m Crim. I’m a dumbass who just happens to be smart sometimes. I like to curse, I’ll say whatever the fuck I want, but I’ll respect you if you respect me.

Stan Krillin and Jiren. Good day.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@SenAragzathoth I think the only remaining curses in game are Mahito and Hanami, no?

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

Going 2 for 6 is crazy

[Gluffy @gear67luffy]

This is common knowledge

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

Ultra Necrozma the INSTANT Rayquaza mega evolves

[Mizuki 🌊 @MizukiAlola]

I love Rayquaza but Necrozma is the only pokemon that could go head-to-head with Arceus and WIN

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@RealMerylJeep @KyleLascoShow @adammocklerr Okay I’m adding Velveeta Voldemort to the list.

That one’s fucking CRAZY 😭

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Gumohameha Jiren is a pretty standard affair DB name tbh

It’s just a pun on renji, which is a term meaning microwave or stove.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Valentine_0815 @KratosGmYT @Tr4yst3r_0718 Whis is saying that the transformation shouldn’t be required to use the technique.

He expressly says that Perfected UI is a transformation that accompanies the technique.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 Hey dipstick, your argument for saying those other options are better IS just pick rates.

No shotgun does what the M90A does better than it. And the loss from buffing it the way you want is A: lore accuracy and B: any semblance of balance within shotguns.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 I’m not making excuses. Your SOLE argument is pick rates which is so effortlessly picked apart that I’ve done so in two different ways already.

The M90A doesn’t need nor is it getting a rework. It’s fine as it is.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 You think the coyote is the best weapon in the game with your logic, your metric is broken.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 Because medium pen is more popular.

That’s it. People don’t like having to aim more.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 The cookout is an objectively worse weapon against the predator strain than the M90A.

Just because it’s popular doesn’t make it better, as is expected from this fandom. By your logic, the Coyote is the best weapon in the game.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 The breaker incendiary and cookout have higher pick rates because of the recently released bug subfaction that nigh-requires you to use incendiary weapons.

And calling me a glazediver is hilarious when I aggressively shit on certain aspects of the game like some hitboxes

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 Oh, you’re telling me that the shotgun that has a far lower skill floor by virtue of being med pen is picked more?

The M90A is one of the best shotguns alongside the plasma punisher and double freedom. People don’t like light armor pen as much in general.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 Oh yeah, that better penetration and fire rate sure does help when you have three stalkers up your ass and the gun has the stopping power of a pool noodle.

The sweeper’s lesser damage really shows when you don’t have half the time to kill something as the M90A.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 If you’re taking more than two or three shots to kill an overseer, that’s legitimately a skill issue.

And yeah, Overseers use ablative armor that’s meant to discourage the use of weapons that do a lot of damage in one shot.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 “Why must you lie?”

Proceeds to immediately prove me right

LOL

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Dr_Scaphandre @AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 The sweeper is NOT better than the M90A. It does less overall damage and the difference in stagger is significant when you’re shooting anything bigger than a warrior or berserker.

M90A being medium pen wouldn’t have been lore accurate at all. Again, it fires BUCKSHOT

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@Invinium The lore reason for consort Radahn being so much smaller is because it’s Mohg’s body being used as a vessel. While it changed shape to better match Radahn, the size is hardly different.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@AzureiceKGA @helldivers2 They did the M90A perfectly. It hits harder than fuck, staggers a ton, and while it doesn’t do great against armor, that should be expected from a gun that fires buckshot.

[Crim, the Idiot Genius @Aleph_Sin]

@NormanHart97 @CarltonH351876 @KaiKai2492 @ShadyG0S What do you mean by “argue the power scale”? Do you mean comparing their abilities divorced from the context of their fight?