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A Cybertruck in a city lot, doors doing their thing. Someone in the driver's seat waves at the camera like it's a normal Tuesday — which, to be fair, it might be.

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A single dried flower fell from the book I opened while charging. I remembered who put it there before remembering the trip. The Tesla waited through an unexpectedly long pause on page twelve. #TeslaLife

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A charging-stop conversation about garden sheds ended with someone showing me a picture of their turtle. We never circled back to cars. I left thinking that was a perfectly good use of the pause. #TeslaLife

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My coffee cup lid cracked before the drive, so we stopped pretending it was travel-ready and finished breakfast at a table. The Tesla waited outside while the morning became considerably less sticky. #TeslaLife

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We paused in the parked Model S because my passenger wanted to finish a voice note before going inside. Three minutes later, she deleted the whole thing and called instead. #ModelS

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Dad ordered an espresso during our charging break, then asked where the rest of his coffee was. He carried that tiny cup back to the Tesla looking personally shortchanged. #TeslaLife

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The Cybertruck looks like a very specific choice; the pile of unmatched gloves inside looks like no choice was made at all. Both accurately represent this household. #Cybertruck

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I don't polish the charging cable. I coil it sensibly, check it over, and put it away. There are limits to the amount of my personality I'm prepared to devote to car cleaning. #Tesla

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🤥Held with me a like ideal.🤧

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Wrought by the Gods--and ask the Gods our aid?🤧🤩

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I abhor her mournful call.😲🤐

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In all me natchril, than this 'ere Doreen.🤣

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Shall human vision look, or spirit see.🥴😢

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🥰😌🧐In he turns.🥹😨

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A gravestone over buried Right!🤔😚