Alessandra Varrassi

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

"Men are providers" yeah of mental illness

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

just spend $47 on a nice day out in nyc :) can’t wait to find out it was somehow actually $284

[Martenzie Johnson @10zJohnson]

Between this and Royce White/Enes Kanter, it seems cis men are more of a threat to women's basketball than trans women, but what do I know?

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

3 year old me trying to tell Dora that the item she is looking for is right behind her

[Colin Salao @colincsalao]

Natasha Cloud on the dildos thrown on the court:

“In most of these occasions, it’s men. And I want you to know that’s the gayest thing that you can do is go to a sex shop, buy a dildo, come to a women’s game to throw the dildo on the court.”

Full answer ⬇️

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me think this photo with me new friend Harrison Ford belongs in a museum. Me want to remember this moment forever and ever. 💙

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The world does not need an artificial intelligence that diminishes humanity; rather, it needs human intelligence enlightened by wisdom, political authority guided by conscience and technological innovation directed by charity. Only then will artificial intelligence become not a rival to humanity but a servant of the common good.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

They claimed everyone would leave when Mamdani was elected, but now NYC is such a vibe that even the otters are coming back

[‏ً @itsnwts]

FUN FACT: Girls actually will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life.

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

we need to get peepaw back in the lab desperately. we’re losing recipes

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

let's all meet up in soho and walk the slowest anybody has ever walked

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

I love how groceries are $360 for one week and we can’t eat anything 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

the honey deuce is the last bastion still safe from nationwide inflation

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

feel like a horny pervert everytime a firetruck passes by and i try to see if any of them r sexy