Alessandra

[mauro henri @xtinohenri]

essa bebê nasceu com a inteligência emocional instalada kkkkkk

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

me thinking how I went from $800 to $23 dollars

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

El kinder sorpresa cuando ya eres adulto

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

yo apurando a los demás // yo si me apuran a mí

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

¿Que haces cuando estás triste?
Yo:

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[Alessandra @Alessandraa_10]

@AlertaNews24 @robertomina07

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[r͛ @9lsvq]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

My intuition is SO crazy. I can literally have no evidence of what's going on but still know there's something going on behind my back & I'm always right😭

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Nigga what are you? God’s receptionist?

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

we made it to Friday everybody😭

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Yo después de hacer algo bien en el jale:

[Papita Criolla ☻ @evelyncarmona]

El mundo está muy raro.
Hay gente llamando a sus hijos "Azul" y luego hay un gato en el veterinario que se llama José Antonio.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[luu ⋆｡°✩ @luumbrera]

siempre podemos aprender algo de los demás, incluso cómo no ser

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

i have learned 3 lessons this year so far: to leave people where they at, accept situations for what they are, and not every action needs a reaction.