Alex

[Alex @Alex14045215]

@FaridehRuth Never is an understatement. I routinely shit on my feet.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

Make sure to always cleanse your soul from bottom to top. This will ensure your feet have priority as they always should. They will revive the runoff filth from the rest of your soul but this will help them keep their salty flavor for your lovers pleasure.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

When cleansing your soul hands, make sure to always get under your nails. This is not actual soul cleaning advice but actually normal cleaning advice cuz some of u guys got gross asf nails.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

I haven’t twittered in a while. I’ve undergone a spiritual cleanse. My spirit was greasy asf and needed some time. The following tweets are soul cleaning tips and tricks.

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@ihaverisin This is a cry for help.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

@ihaverisin @hojackhorseman Is there a problem officer?

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@ihaverisin Blocked.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

Motherfuckers left the womb but now they can’t even leave their room. You’re not a fetus. Go open the fridge like the rest of us.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

In my previous tweet I had said the word “creep”. This was not, I repeat, NOT a Radiohead reference.

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For those accusing me of not being a real Twitter stalker TM, I didn’t say I was one. All I said was if you’re going to be a creep, do it right.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

Syncing contacts is for the week. Type every possible combination like a real Twitter stalker.

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@ihaverisin This man is an apparition. He never existed. We just went insane at the same time in the same way.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

The previous tweet was meant to say cock-blocking. Clocks do not need to be blocked. They are important.

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Low tied really be clock-blocking fucking prawns. Let them do what they gotta do geez.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

Conversation with people who don’t know shit about death are insufferable. When you die you’re dead. That’s the penalty.

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@ihaverisin Instructions unclear.

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The new black midi record was too self hyped and I’m annoyed :(.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

Those who laugh while reading my tweets are void of the ability and capacity to understand complex, emotive writing.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

The previous tweet contains a “read”meant to be in the past tense.

[Alex @Alex14045215]

Hunts are in motion and only the read books have situations available to hurt the man who’s dog rowed away.