Alex Austin

Formerly Drury Panther and WashU Bear. Current Raytheon Missile.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Frankie "Lip Out" Vaughn @antipushcart2]

Old club in Michigan had the head pro play a round with you when you joined - graded you A,B,or C based on skill and pace of play.

"A" players were the only ones allowed before 10am.

Some things used to make sense. We need to bring this back immediately.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Every sports TV rating, for basically any big event in any sport, always tells the same story: KC is just the best sports town in America.

[No news. All B.S. Bad info @JD_RCJH]

has yet to see a mizzou Final Four

https://t.co/3dXkKgi4d1

[zxy @zelinarxy]

the romans would have taken this as an omen and launched a full scale invasion

[SleeperChiefs @SleeperChiefsKC]

Highest yards per carry in NFL history at 5.4 🐐

[Kevin Thomas @KevoPosts]

This is the Big 12 conference.

It’s the best conference in the country with 5 teams that could win the national title and it puts on unbelievable matchups all season.

It’s defect? The refs are from the local YMCA.

[Keaton @kjonesy1587]

Still the greatest game I’ve ever watched. Mahomes won this game with his receivers leading the league in drops

[Travis Kelce Photos @The_Daily_Chief]

Since the 2023 season, Patrick Mahomes’ receivers have led the NFL in drops (92) 😬
No other QB is even at 80 in that span.

And yet:
🏈 2 Super Bowl trips
🏆 1 Super Bowl win

He’s playing on a different difficulty than everyone else and still doing what most will never do! 🐐🔥

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

The Chiefs had 4 of the 6 worst defenses out of every Super Bowl team since 2014. 2020 was literally the worst of all. Only Pat Mahomes could’ve done this.

[Travis Kelce Photos @The_Daily_Chief]

Jamaal Charles was DIFFERENT 😈🔥

Saquon, CMC, Derrick Henry, Bijan, Jonathon Taylor, Adrian Peterson, Kamara — all elite RBs…
ALL under 5.0 career YPC 👀

Jamaal Charles?
💥 5.4 YPC 💥

That’s not just great — that’s historic 🐐🏈

[Eddie Resurreccion @EdmarResurrecc1]

For those that weren’t around for or don’t remember Jamaal Charles, this man WAS the face of the Chiefs franchise in the early 2010s.

His speed, vision and agility was incredible. Truly among the elite RBs of his time. Special. ❤️💛

(Via @NFLLegacy)

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Patriots’ path to the Super Bowl:

- #1 easiest strength of schedule
- Playoff Justin Herbert
- 4 INT CJ Stroud
- Jarrett Stidham in a snow globe

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

Edelman 100% touched that ball

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

If Drake Maye wins the SB we can discuss this, until then:

The 2023 Chiefs finished the season beating these scoring defenses:

The Bills- 4th
The Ravens- 1st
The Niners- 3rd

Oh, and those defenses were quarterbacked by: Josh, Lamar & Purdy.

[Dougie Sant @dougiesant]

Alabama jumping 2 spots is embarrassing for this poll.

[BBQ Chiefs @BBQChiefs]

Mahomes engineered one of the greatest playoff comebacks ever, erased a 24-0 deficit with 51 unanswered points.

321 yards, 5 TDs, 0 INTs, and added a rushing TD, scoring on seven straight possessions.

[Keaton @kjonesy1587]

Mahomes won a Super Bowl with this