My sub is considering taking out a loan so he can throw Me some bands in attempt to plead with Me to let him fly in and worship My feet in real life. How many Ks do you think pressing your face against My feet while I watch Netflix is worth?
Its been so fun shopping for everything birthday related knowing Im not paying for any of it. In a few hours I will be going to a celebratory dinner date and then Im going clubbing with My friends. And I know for a fact every one of My drinks will be paid for three times over.
He worked really hard to figure out a way how his unexpected personal experiences wouldn’t get in the way of him giving Me My rightful % of his paycheck. So I awarded him with the privilege of paying for My birthday party.
Nobody can say I don’t give My subs anything.
Don’t worry, having Me keep all your personal details and social media log-in information in My special files is actually very practical. Im just keeping it all for you in a safe place. I would totally never use it to turn you into an obsessed g**ndog and take all your savings.