☳ Alex

Tech support, kinda short, not the best at sports. Homemade jorts, pun retorts, hailed from Little Fort.

[☳ Alex @AlexAlcamo]

@danceforyoustan

[Ethel Caincel @her_eunuch]

be careful if you're in toronto the fucking spider is out again

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

bruh

[November @NRActual]

Man, if only there was a game where you could PILOT the big mechs and have big fights in them

Ah man we could call them Titans or something... and you could call them in mid match and they'd FALL from the sky, I dunno now that I think of it that sounds like TOO much fun

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

[☳ Alex @AlexAlcamo]

@rorowthatboat He's so rude for that 😭😂

[Pop Base @PopBase]

New details about the couple that got married during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show (via Variety):

• They had originally planned to make his song ‘Baile Inolvidable’ their first dance
• They wound up with 15 extra wedding announcements and sent them to local businesses with the hope of getting free wedding perks
• They sent the last invite to Bad Bunny
• His team reached out and they thought they were only getting a signed photo
• He invited them to get married during his performance
• The couple ended up getting married at the Super Bowl with ‘Baile Inolvidable’ as their first dance and Lady Gaga as their wedding singer

(https://t.co/tLAS8JHrLP)

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Which team are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?

ME:

[Matthew Brown @Chasaru3]

Me checking on the tree I just planted in Minnesota

[☳ Alex @AlexAlcamo]

Gotta teach the little one etiquette:

I have a spot on the bed
@rorowthatboat has a spot on the bed
Baby hasa spot on the bed

No switching 😭

There's a natural order!!!

[Mash is AGENTED 🚂🚂 @renatyev]

The devil works hard, but a writer fuelled by hyperfixation and self-imposed deadlines works MUCH harder

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this how dogs watch you eat

[マナル 🥀Baragaki Month 🚬 @00mena93]

Good night

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

What is Vecna’s beef with these kids? Pennywise too. Unemployed activities.

[Skye @Skailocke]

"Wow she keeps you on a short leash, huh"

The leash is symbolic. Take it away and I'll still be right where I belong, kneeling beside her.

[beetleplexx @beetleplex43177]

Me: Oh Boy i cant wait to see what my top song of 2025 is
Spotify Wrapped: youre so mature for your age
Me: what

[EST Bee @TheBSharpJr]

I’m so happy this happened to these culture vultures

[Dave Jones @eevblog]

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[☳ Alex @AlexAlcamo]

@rorowthatboat No way 😭😂