AlexAshbrooke

Musician by choice, engineer by force. I play keytar in @alloutcrash and play video games when I should be sleeping.

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People keep asking me what’s so bad about the beach. But I don’t mind the beach, I just hate every grain of sand.

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Freedom is a joke. Bet you didn’t even notice they slipped ‘dom’ in there because the only thing you’re actually free to do is be dominated.

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Literally ALL of the information that job applications ask for before allowing me to submit an application is on my resume. Just read my resume… 🤦‍♂️ ffs

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Being lean is the best… until there’s famine.

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>1000 applications, 3 interviews, 1 offer.

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I went to summer school for accelerated math. Still trying to figure out if that makes me a smart idiot or a stupid genius.

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@Elrod09429345 @RazoesSergio @nytimes Listen up kids, the guy with pound town tickets is here to tell us about human decency.

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@CNBCMakeIt You can’t even mint an NFT for $10 so I’m not sure how she ever posted her first one.

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@ISeaUrBS @freedamnmoney @LiberalRisky @Booker4KY Those were your words, not mine. If all you can do is put your words in the mouths of other people then you may as well just talk to yourself. ✌️

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@ISeaUrBS @freedamnmoney @LiberalRisky @Booker4KY So if someone hasn’t always cared they can’t start caring now? It’s impossible for you to know if I didn’t care before COVID, strange that you accept it as a fact.

[All Out Crash @AllOutCrash]

The stasis has ended and the jump is complete. Check out our newest EP "After the Jump" on all major platforms starting at midnight tonight. Link for details: https://t.co/3TWZ4n1tuL #Chiptunes #HAPPYNEWYEAR

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Today is the day - the day you catch your first big one. No one ever forgets their first.

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@Microsoft @windows Fullscreen start menu is unavailable in windows 11.

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It's like the CD of my life skipped and I jumped back in time no joke.

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@NBCLX

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😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🚗🚗🚗 @iRacing #SimRacing

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@badbrainhaver @guillotineshout @PondsMA @paulinaberlang2 @williamlegate

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@KaminskiOrchid @JulieWindsor3 @DavidSankey25 @sequinpants @Mike_Pence @RepublicanStudy @RepJimBanks Maybe YOU'RE the one that's confused...
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