Our eldest son has left home to start an apprenticeship with Liverpool football club .
We've told our friends and family he's in prison for shagging a dog .
🚨WATCH: GMP have just arrested two knife wielding foreign men MINUTES away from Manchester city centre 🇬🇧
The men are claiming the knives are for “religious purposes” - just like the knife that Henry Nowaks killer used❗️
It’s time to BAN the Kirpin 🚫