AlexJBarke

@AlexJBarke hot takes and talk what else is twitter for

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@Nigel_Farage We need an asteroid not an election

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@elonmusk We should set up wide spread pixle to voxle making of the sky. It's inexpensive, lightweight to run, and is so unfathomably accurate you could detect a stealth fighter with cheap noisy under exposed cameras. We'd never miss an asteroid again it'd be too easy

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@elonmusk Happy birthday from the Red Coats 🇬🇧

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@AzOatz @xo1122266729 @MENnewsdesk Them gains must have kept your vitals safe you unit jeez, glad you okay

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@PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Should need a cognitive test to vote alsp

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@BenInRushcliffe @UKLabour Omg the fucking Stockholm syndrome. L bro, that paragraph spells out. I've done as I'm told and now I'm fucked

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@PolitlcsUK @theipaper @BMGResearch Bullshit

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@last_stomp @MENnewsdesk Coz then we become China

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Reform UK get 4 Million votes & secure 4 seats.

Liberal Democrat’s get 3.4 Million votes & secure 71 seats.

The system is broken.

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Same

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I would like to announce that I am homophobic until normal gay people develop the balls to condemn this behavior and ban it from their events.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Mate should have smacked the fuck out the dude. You got ultimate catfished by a mentally ill man in a dress.
What's a trans man? Find me evidence of a trans cave man. Oh wait, none of us would have existed if the cavemen were weird and gay.

This shits such a problem

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@Wokewaster Holy shit never though I'd see a politician in the UK doing the data driven stuff

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@RobRoss_Art @NoContextBrits Pics from my home in UK rather rural

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@elonmusk A herron I photographed a few days back

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@BourbonFps @Megatron_ron Before GTA 6

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@NoContextBrits I swapped back to these deliberately. Use every day. Cheaper, better, frankly superior. And I'm a proponent for rubbing bar all over you, then all over your sponge then giving yourself a thorough scrap after.

Tell me I'm wrong.

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@NoContextBrits Coffee cigarettes and disappointment in our football team

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@NoContextHumans Afternoon tea. It slaps

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@gmiller @NoContextHumans This is my guy