Adam Alex Bebbington

joke writer and everton crazy

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

yep

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Do you follow all massive cocks, Mikey?

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

I often find myself robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Peter is my senile granddad, and Paul is my drug dealer.

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

NO! I DO NOT want to hold your snotty nosed, slavvery gobbed, shitty arsed baby...

Even if I am his fuckin Uncle!

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

Katie Melua is to release a follow up single to "Nine million bicycles in Beijing" ;

Seven million brollies in Hong Kong.

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

3D printers are so realistic now. I printed out a life sized Bob Marley playing the guitar and the paper started jammin'.

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

It was about two weeks ago, I had reached the point with my girlfriend where I was forced to throw in the towel.
Well I had to; she insisted on walking around town not bothering to use a tampax like most women do.

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

I have a blind spot.

Worst guide dog ever !

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

What’s the difference between a snarling Rottweiler sinking its teeth into next door’s cat, and my wife complaining about me chatting up the barmaid at our local?
The Rottweiler will eventually let it go.

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

@PeeShebby hi mate lol x

[Adam Alex Bebbington @AlexBebbington]

converted from FB to Twitter
fuck you Mark Zuckerburg