Alex B. Nichols

Marketing Human | UCB Improv Student | Aspiring Comedian | Currently Not

[Alex B. Nichols @AlexBeeNichols]

.@WuTangClan Does anyone remember the older white lady ODB used to walk to her car in Staten Island?

That's my grandma, Florence.

Didn't really know what else to do with that info, so I decided to throw it into the universe

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@theorencohen_ I have no idea what that is

I'm in

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@TheSteffie If you need a job right now, the company I work at's hiring: https://t.co/Dkn1YwOd1h

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.@samreich Throwing this video on your radar! A lovely video from a huge fan of https://t.co/R1sy1rphlZ

https://t.co/hk5hOq0BPg

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.@CraigAlanson
Aspiring writer, here. I can't get out of my own damn way (i.e. 1000 edits per 100 words)! How do you do it? How do you keep writing, even if you're not 100% in love with what you've written? How do you decide when a chapter is done?

Yes, I am jealous. Send help!

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@KatieMarovitch Could I just pay you directly through Twitter to curse at my friends?

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What I've learned in my first #corporate job:

1. If a pic's labeled NSFW, then it is
2. Don't click on it
3. Do anything but click on it
4. Click on it anyway
5. Realize there's no good way to explain to coworkers why there's a penis with a top hat on your phone
6. Embrace death

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@LegalEagle What are your thoughts on the potential lawsuit between @LoganPaul & @coffeebreak_YT? Does "Logs" have a leg to stand on?

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What if all of the artists who couldn't drawing hands were secretly robots this whole time? #AI #aiart

This tweet is for all 2 of my followers.

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@GretaThunberg Thank you, Greta, for the best Christmas gifts of all time. The world owes you a debt

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Xd Cho

[Mushroomy 🍄 @mushroomyhouse]

hoo ho

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@AuthorConfusion Right after I hit send I had a similar thought - Capitalism is already a perfect system for those people.

I guess I question how bad actors could ever face real, lasting consequences for their actions in a society with no...universally enforced?...laws

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@AuthorConfusion In my LIMITED understanding, "anarchy" is the idea of living in a world with no governing bodies - a lawless wasteland where only the strong, monstrous, and/or clever rule.

I understand that this is likely the worst way to view it and wouldn't mind an educatation!

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@LowBrowStudios Elbow grease

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Thank you for ExFor, @CraigAlanson. It was, by far, my favorite book series, start to finish.

I guess we'll find out a few years from now whether this was a compliment or an insult, but your style is what inspired me to taking writing seriously!

200 pages in, and counting!

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@hankgreen @CraigAlanson's "Expeditionary Force"

A perfect mixture of levity and high-stakes drama, replete with Intense ship-to-ship space combat, well-written dialogue, and snarky, immature beer cans.

Link to the 1st book: https://t.co/V50cKE3jzi

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@KurasJoey Here's a love letter to you, and a (hate letter?) to an old boss of yours by @Hbomberguy

https://t.co/Vogz2tI0o9

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@Grubhub_Care Hey! Having an "unknown error" issue when I go to buy my meal everything time. I even tried reinstalling the app!

Help me, for I hunger and wish to not leave my home!

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@BaSingSeUpdate What day is today in Ba Sing Se? Why, it's second Sunday!