Alexbuchanan.bsky.social

Stuff I’ve written has appeared in Newsjack, TSWYW, The Skewer, BTN, and probably the internal training manual for British Gas complaints department.

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@escapeveloxity @alexbuchanan @PaulReadWrites @nicola_hilliard Another win for @alexbuchanan 👏 who has bagged 6th place too! #GoldCrackers

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@escapeveloxity In 3rd place @alexbuchanan, we see what you did there Alex 😂 #GoldCrackers

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Think I’m done.

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@producerchris @MrNishKumar @hellobuglers @aliterative Harsh. I only flag Andy’s pun runs as that.

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@paulybengali My cancer is completely gone. I’m gutted it took me ages to make that poster about star signs.

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@ArianeSherine Well you’d be good at that surely?

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@nickburne If we’re allowed to pick a charity we work for then @SSChospices (although whether we are set up to receive bitcoin donations is another question)

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@ZachWeiner Trump has parallel evolutions and can either evolve into Trumptator or Convicto. Is surprisingly immune to mud attacks in all forms.

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I love how you can enjoy really top quality free half hour fireworks show each November, provided you don’t mind it being split between 27 nearby houses over the course of nine days.

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@qikipedia Go on then

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The power of AI is truly awe inspiring.

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@youwouldknow Goons are now technically self-employed and have to find jobs through Goondr

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90% of community note discussions have people saying ‘this is engagement farming’ as if getting engagement isn’t the point of every post on here.
(Except this one)

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@ArianeSherine Eggs are probably 4 times the price sweets are now though!

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@Uber there seems to be no way on your app to tell you that an address is wrong, resulting in me and your driver driving around aimlessly looking for it for ten minutes while incurring extra fees…

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@SoozUK I remember a post about someone who had their name spelt wrong on an email thread and did a full ‘do you know how disrespectful this is’ reply all back only to then discover it was because they had spelt their own name wrong on their email signature.

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@myelessar “I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, if by life or by death I can help you build the client deck for EOP Thursday I will.”

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@epicdndmemes @JakeHurwitz Found Hardwon’s next familiar

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@anon_opin You are allowed to spray more than once.