Paul Read

UK Screenwriter. Comedy/Sitcom. Short Com Runner up 2023. Comedy Pilot Club Finalist.

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

Been meaning to post for a while that I’m really happy to have placed 2nd in this year’s UK TVGold #GoldCrackers competition for my Oasis joke. Yes, I’ve had to explain to my elder family members it’s a song lyric all festive season.

https://t.co/9iivfzwXFP

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@BernadetteEmmie @UniversalExile @crispinfisher @SteveJuggler @LilMissMystic @laughingtwits @SmithJamesChris @carlsen_stanton @Jo6252 @yorkshirepud27 @escapeveloxity @delshout1 @MrLiamArnold @dazzmiller @brucedes Merry Christmas!

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

Can we set up one of those government petitions making it illegal for places to sell Christmas dinner but only give you one pig in blanket.

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@carlsen_stanton @goldchannel Ooh, thanks - I’m saving that! 😂

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

Really happy my Christmas joke came 4th in the @goldchannel #GoldCrackers competition

[U&GOLD @goldchannel]

@escapeveloxity @alexbuchanan 4th place goes to @paulreadwrites, bravo Paul! 👏 #GoldCrackers

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@SteveJuggler @goldchannel @escapeveloxity @alexbuchanan Thanks Stevie!

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@goldchannel @carlsen_stanton Congrats everyone!

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@VickyERichards Congrats Vicky!

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

Perfect for the spooOooOoky season - loved having a sketch involved in @tew1984 and @beakachu's extremely funny show SHARED DRIVE 😈 Sketch shows are back, bby!

Full show: 🎧https://t.co/GWwNLYwXph

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Voices: @A_GarrickWright and @RobGilroy ✨

https://t.co/gdbgAVVZwO

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

How are ITV making their new nativity show?
Artificial Inn-telligence.

#GoldCrackers

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

What Christmas movie are ITV showing this year?
A.I. Hard.

#GoldCrackers

[The Writers' Guild @TheWritersGuild]

1/ WGGB strongly opposes @ITV s recent decision to appoint a Head of Generative AI Innovation, whose role will include using technology to help create ‘shows, films and digital-first content’

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

What’s the English F.A.’s favourite Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas is Tuchel.

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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

What type of bird does Michael Keaton have for Christmas dinner?
Beetlegoose.

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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@gjp1969 Brilliant achievement!

[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@goldchannel #GoldCrackers

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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

Why don’t Noel and Liam want to open their presents early on Christmas morning?
They need a little time to wake up.
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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@goldchannel #GoldCrackers

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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

Why do this year’s Christmas turkeys cost so much?
Dynamic slicing.
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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@goldchannel #Goldcrackers

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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

Why were Noel and Liam upset with their Christmas stockings?
They got a coal with it.
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@goldchannel #GoldCrackers

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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

Why is Santa worried about being stalked?
He’s surrounded by baby reindeer.
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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

@goldchannel #GoldCrackers

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[Paul Read @PaulReadWrites]

What does the U.S. election and Brussel sprouts have in common?
The risk of an unwanted Trump.
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