Vicky Richards

Editor, writer, attempted comic, nerd. Funny bits @reductress @thedailymash 🃏 Top buyer of lemon & coriander cous cous at my local Sainsburys. She/her. 🐉🧙‍♀

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

I've finally caved and made a website for all my writing! 🖊️😄 If you wish to discover more about any of my wordy endeavours, then this is the place:

https://t.co/vr8LRoc6oi

(Formatting it took ages so I'm irrationally proud of the end result)

[Chris Douch @ThisisDouch]

It's that time again! The BBC's open door comedy show @DMsAreOpenBBC is BACK and you're going to write for it.

Here's a blog with all the details, fully updated for series 4 https://t.co/TQPo0I8RLd

Go get a credit as a BBC writer!

#writingcommunity #comedywriting @5tevieM

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Chuffed to be a runner up in this competition! Congrats to all the winners, other runners up, and honorable mentions 👏 🥳

[BCG Pro @BCGPro]

NEWS | Helen Price has won the BCG Pro Talent Awards for Writing 2024. Hattie Harrison is the winner in the Starter category.

https://t.co/YeJjZFYII7

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Big fan of the books so excited to see how this turns out!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Sky Studios has boarded the TV adaptation of Ben Aaronovitch’s ‘Rivers of London’ and is developing it with Tom Winchester’s drama indie Pure Fiction https://t.co/92fM4obMpS

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Have managed to smash three glasses this week alone, so from now on I will be imbibing all beverages from a plastic sippy cup like a toddler

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Very much enjoyed writing some material for this week's Dead Ringers!

https://t.co/shjHK4wZPy

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Growing up I thought resisting peer pressure would be about saying no to drugs, but now it is refusing to get an air fryer

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Really wanted to see Alice Lowe's Timestalker but it already seems to be out of cinemas - am I out of touch or do films really just disappear in a couple of weeks now? 😭

[Faber Children's @FaberChildrens]

In response to alarmingly low levels of reading enjoyment in children, we are launching the Action! Prize 💥

We are calling for filmic and action-packed adventure stories, with three winners receiving a publishing contract.

https://t.co/JQsadeRqCj

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

What do Plymouth Argyle fans sing at Christmas?

A Wayne as a manager

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

@kirstofcomms Arguably too much - no one should spend this amount of time thinking of cracker jokes

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

What are private schools putting up for Christmas?

A V.A.Tree

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Why is the Netflix Christmas party in spring?

They cancel everything after the first season

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

What are all the MPs who lost their seats this year getting for Christmas?

A Deselection box

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Why do Kate Middleton’s Christmas photos look a bit odd?

She used Snowtoshop

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Why is Santa unable to get down some people’s chimneys?

Because Ed Davey is already trying to do it

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

What’s the difference between Santa’s sleigh and Ticketmaster?

Only one of them crashes at their busiest time

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

What do you get when you cross the Chancellor of the Exchequer with a Christmas tree branch?

Rachel Wreaths

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

What’s the difference between Santa’s sleigh and an ambulance?

One is a mythical form of transport people believe will show up one day, and the other is pulled by reindeer.

#GoldCrackers

[Vicky Richards @VickyERichards]

Why did Santa struggle to deliver presents to the Bridgerton family?

They weighed a Ton

#GoldCrackers