Steve Blair

NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates

[Steve Blair @UniversalExile]

I started making some short #comedy videos during lockdown. So I’ve gathered them together for this thread. It would be great if you could scroll through and Like and RT any you enjoy. Thanks. Steve

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Body of Evidence: because crime doesn’t Lockdown!

#comedyvideo #comedyshort from me.

If you titter, I’d be very grateful if you’d like and retweet. Ta.

#comedy

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@writteninoak So has my mum.

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@LucyTCWife @PygmalionXXVIII Did the judge need a dictionary too?

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The legal team:

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

My legal team have written to the BBC demanding a full on air apology and investigation into the defamatory comments made about me on Newsnight.

Enough is enough.

https://t.co/TZzA045YFj

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@OvalBrain

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@SandyofSuffolk Bonkers

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@callumgowar03 @youdontsayhmm @SteviePSport I agree with this exactly - it's what I saw at the time and from the replays.

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@PremSportsIRL Then can you put it on the Amazon channel too? Disgrace.

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@PremSportsTV Why aren'y you playing the game I'm paying for?

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@PaulEmbery He said he'd love to "smell and lick" Carol Vorderman's "ar*ehole". But yeah, it's the "offenotrons" who are at fault. Nice to know you're standing behind him.

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@bagshaw2112 The Mighty Quinn 1968

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@Nigel_Farage Have you reported your phone hacking to the police yet?

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@mrs_alyse @__curio So you're wrong?

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@karenfthompson @jessgill03 @bedford_colleen Oh no, she made it up.

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@jessgill03 It’s in your head.

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

A fake plumber, a fake NHS worker and a fake soldier walk into a bar.
Barman says
"On your own tonight, Mr Kenyon? What'll it be?"

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@dartsocheagain @reece_dinsdale Apologies.

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@dartsocheagain @reece_dinsdale No, but he’s not claiming to.

[Reece Dinsdale @reece_dinsdale]

Oh, please!
His great grandfather might have served four years… but Kenyon did four hours every other Saturday afternoon!
Quit with the jingoistic shit… only the easily led are buying it.
I was in the cubs, if that counts. 🤷‍♂️

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@CouncillorWebb https://t.co/GfA5mOinom

[The Independent @Independent]

‘Women can’t ref, drive or give directions’: Reform candidate sexism row deepens as more ‘degrading’ posts resurface https://t.co/hLKxdwlakL

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@PatBradyvi Probably.

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Surely Cullen and Nienaber are finished after this?

As much of a romantic as I am, I can’t fathom a comeback from this. Leinster not at the races.