Alex Duval

Pet Dogs, Tell Jokes, Rinse, Repeat.

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I lived in Boston for a few years, and I knew I had finally been accepted by the locals when I got sucker-punched by an elderly woman at Market Basket.

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@joshgondelman I had blood drawn recently, and when the phlebotomist started, she yelled “You’ve got those ideal veins!” Then as she was finishing the blood draw: “That’s some BEAUTIFUL blood, baby!”

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I love March Madness, because it’s the time of year I get to hear my coworkers say “I coulda gone to Duke”.

My guy, I doubt you can even ~spell~ Duke without help.

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Never not thinking about/gaining inspiration from @Jordan_Morris and #JJGo, apparently.

P.S. Go donate to the various WGA/SAG support funds so writers can continue to fight for fair pay!

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@AshDiggs_ TELL ME ABOUT IT

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Real thing I just said at the grocery store: “Well @JesseThorn says @TillamookDairy makes the best mass-market ice cream, so we should give it a shot.”

I feel like Tillamook owes Jesse AT LEAST a free half-gallon for this.

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This is the perfect tweet.

[Jennifer Polk, PhD (she, her) @FromPhDtoLife]

Here is a lab lab!

Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science.

He is the service dog of a student in a chemistry professor's lab.

(Shared with permission.)

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We can officially quit the internet, we’ve made it to the glorious end.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Always been a fan of the comedy team Emmanuel Don’t Do It.
https://t.co/b8i8cYYvEL

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@MikaelaLefrak @vermontedition Plant-based crown goes to Offbeat Creemee in Winooski!!!

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@FoldYourHorses

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@FoldYourHorses OOPS, All Teeth

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So I listen to @JesseThorn’s @Bullseye interview with @mradamscott yesterday, and THIS is recommended on YouTube for me today?!? Coincidence?!? Should I go try and hold an otter’s hand now

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@JesseThorn Love my Royals, bay-bee. Looks like I’m buying a new hat!

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@joshgondelman I worked at a restaurant in Boston called Banjo’s Roast Beef. It was a southern-food place, but it was in Boston, so according to my boss: “You gotta put roast beef in the name”.

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@GizLetty Our Le Creuset Dutch oven is great, use it for SO MANY THINGS.
…Lodge makes one just as good for MUCH less money (our LC was a wedding present, only reason we would have a Lodge).

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We had to learn all the words, then write a report on one of the words in the song. I chose “thalidomide” which was a MISTAKE.

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Is this a thing that all kids had to do in grade school??? I’m having an out of body experience.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

In third grade for school I had to learn all the words to “We Didn’t Start The Fire” and to this day I know the names of a lot of things that happened but not a single fact about any of them.

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@MikaelaLefrak @radiofinn @vermontedition @jbscrane Myer’s in Burlington is def my favorite. Gives you a Montreal-style bagel (which are great; calm down, New Yorkers) without making a trip across the border!

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@jmarms @JesseThorn Home-icus Beef #JJHoCaseName

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@StevieWLevine Orchestra, baybee

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Apparently the absence of Russian bots on social media is utter chaos

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Twitter’s algorithm is convinced I’m a pro wrestling fan, which is a form of cyber bullying

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Update: YouTube is currently playing me ads in Spanish.