Alex Canlett

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@BigDaddyMarc40 Creed - Higher

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@RequestABet can you give me odds on Rory McIlroy not to win a major in the next 1, 3, 5 and 10 years?

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@Pu55yman_Dan Hi Dan people have been saying that you aren’t using the money to find Jason and that you are in fact using the money to buy Mac Donald’s food for your wife? Not me btw just other people

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@RateMyTakeaway It’s really important you tell me where this was from ASAP

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

When I order £30 of McDonald’s at the Drive Thru at 2am and someone asks me how I feel about it

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Welcome To The Future: Cargo Shorts Now Have Insulated Pockets To Keep Your Snacks Warm https://t.co/rQtJLctSOM

[Asif 🇵🇸 @Asif9707]

Everyone: “You are a sick man if you enjoy the downfall of Liverpool.”

Me:

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@maxrushden I don’t remember asking the question or the majority answer but the answer should be 1 sandwich

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@maxrushden After taking part in a full evening of drinking games at an Oktoberfest event at a local hotel, I decided to take the microphone from the hosts at the end of the night and ask the entire tent "if you make a sandwich and cut it in half. Is it 1 sandwich or 2?"

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Ain’t nothing in there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mash @mash_manuel]

Will Smith laughing at Chris Rock's joke then realizing Jada ain't happy

[TheyBron @directedbyaki]

Not a day goes by

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@LifebuoyUK @englandcricket @thehundred @ECB_cricket @DavidPrice182

[Ced™ @cedfunches]

Most of the lights.

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@03jjones92 @YouTube @jonsey905 @EmlynWilliams1

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@03jjones92

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@03jjones92 @jonsey905

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

“STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!”

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

@Sammyboyy Good call, close second

[Alex Canlett @AlexCanlett]

You will not get better pub food in/around Oswestry than Cross guns in Pant. Offering out anyone who disagrees