Alex Chlpka

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[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

If we're getting high on life and drunk on happiness I'll be the Designated Driver (pic unrelated)

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

@ThePoniExpress Poni you HAVE know about your luck with predictions at this point, right? I'm not usually one for superstitions, but you gotta cool it. You never fail to jinx everything

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@zoroisagi67 @DKSportsbook Some people work jobs you know

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RT for your chance to win this @NewEraCap City Connect snapback! 🧢

[Nathan Hursh @Nathan_Hursh]

Pirates fans need to relearn how to distribute blame when rooting for a team that doesn’t completely suck

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

@42Cyc Any list that doesn't have Kyle Louis in the top 5 LBs is invalid

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Hail to Pitt: If Pitt beats Notre Dame. I will giveaway 10 (!!!) Aaron Donald Pitt jerseys. On his jersey retirement day. All you have to do is 1) follow me. And 2) retweet this post. To spread the word. F Rudy.

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

@PatMcAfeeShow Pat typing out that last sentence

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The Steelers would be so mad if they knew how much Pitt ruins the grass in the end zones. Unfortunately I only see one team putting up 53 in that stadium

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

Modern businesses will tell you customer service is a #1 priority and then only be available 9-4 on weekdays and their hold line is 2 hours long. Oh and you WILL have to yell at a robot in order to get in that line

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

Never kill yourself #yolo #sponsoredbymegafart

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

There's only one way the NFL can get their credibility back if this ESPN share goes belly up:

bring back Free Phone Football

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

@CMBear10 @MarkMaddenX Not me, not idling a car, yes that's called loyalty

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

@Fcballer6969 @MarkMaddenX I never said I think they'll do good, just that calling a loyal fanbase "pathetic" is an L

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

Cracks me up that to this day if you tell an Alexa "this is so sad" she will offer to play Despacito for you

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

@MarkMaddenX Common Mark Madden L

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

Mfs will look at you like you just killed their child if you put pasta in the water when it's bubbling but not boiling

[Alex Chlpka @AlexChlpka]

Deer in the street thought I'd share