Alexander Clark

Author, Comedian, movie buff and popcorn reviewer. 30/he/him.

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Currently..

Writing: First Harry Hawkes novel.
Reading: Ocean at the end of the lane
Gaming: PIKMIN

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@yellowdaisyami A whales dick? Can they just be a whales dick?

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@DarbySJasmine The creepy cg baby?

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@iluvjuliettecai Pricks

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@The_Ada_Rhodes I fixed it

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@The_Ada_Rhodes Happy New Years !?

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@DarbySJasmine I made it!

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A new video is exporting!! This one has been sitting on my computer for a while 😂

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@bettyhawkwrites Is it not ‘better kill’ alltl though. I don’t think I’ve heard either in the game

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Yesterday my aunt was telling my son “ don’t cry your a man “ I said “No, he can cry it’s okay “ my son is 8 yrs old . He can fckn cry . Men at 80 cry . Stop ruining young boys so y’all can hate them later for it .

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@ladyxesphio Yeah have a big room temp glass of water

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@xenadd Is that the cake sniffer girl?

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Home alone, but it’s in a forest. Wait that’s the plot of return of the Jedi. never mind.

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My families switched from lynx Africa to dove for men

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@iluvjuliettecai Review how you want. To many people think there’s a style you have to stick to but the best reviews are the ones with the voice of the reader

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@iluvjuliettecai Gremlins for president

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@evilkittygrr @thedigitaldash_ Let me just shit my pants for a average hot drink then jeez

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@iluvjuliettecai It’s pretty average as Christmas movies go

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@iluvjuliettecai Heyyyy I was born on the 17th