Alex Cole

[Alex Cole @AlexCole294]

To know if someone is like a second family to you...you go to their house and see if your phone automatically connects to their wifi.

[Alex Cole @AlexCole294]

My sisters fortune

[Steve Stifler @SteveStifIler]

i feel ugly today wait sorry correction i feel ugly every day

[Steve Stifler @SteveStifIler]

My mind says go to the gym but my heart says eat food and watch Netflix.

[Steve Stifler @SteveStifIler]

my vocabulaTwinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.ry

[Kat c: @meepiplier99]

Why are Justin Beiber fans following me? Please don't. You're no gonna like me.

[Alex Cole @AlexCole294]

This is the nicest summer we had is global warming ending???? o_O

[Kat c: @meepiplier99]

"Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare!" 🎶

[Steve Stifler @SteveStifIler]

The world's population has now reached 7 billion... I like 12 of you.

[Steve Stifler @SteveStifIler]

i'm shy at first but... i do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone.

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

"In my defense, Your Honor, humans ARE animals too. Personally, I think you should blame the petting zoo sign for not being more specific."