Alex Condom, CPA

Happily married. National Champion. Gator. Ticket P1. Dak Prescott apologist.

[Alex Condom, CPA @AlexCondom21]

@NathanGraviteh This isn’t just a bummer. This is the death of sports culture in downtown Dallas thanks to corporate greed from ownership. Zero consideration for fans or city pride.

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@DallasStars Fuck you. Way to ruin the franchise

[StarsCountdown @StarsCountdown]

Entire Dallas City Council should resign for how spectacularly they failed at keeping any sports franchise in downtown and all the other failures they’ve brought forth to the city of Dallas. Embarrassment after embarrassment, truly.

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@Lassimak Absolute horse shit

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What?

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CL final hydration break at 77 degrees

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@RobUsry We can still call up Julian Green

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@OhioTate I think he needs it to hit his crack pipe. I’m not sure if he can read

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@csett13 Dest at center mid dude? What the hell are you talking about

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Cannot get over leaving Tessman at home for Roldan. Absolutely no depth at the 6. Terrible decision

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@usmntaut Adams and McKennie gotta be ready to play every minute of every game. No depth behind them whatsoever. Excited to see Pepi off the bench though. Reyna too

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@flameosumeet Berhalter & Roldan over Tessman genuinely makes no sense at all. I really don���t understand. Could even say the same about Musah

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@_captainpulisic I’d take Musah in a wheelchair over Osama bin Berhalter

[Garnet “Trojan Goldberg” Goldfish IV @GarnetBurner]

I can’t wait to thundercunt one right at me fuckin wife’s face after USA draws 1-1 with Australia

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@On3 @PeteNakos Will Wade and Lane Kiffin, two of the biggest scumbags in their respective sports are willing to do anything to make Baton Rouge relevant. Shocker!

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@GoalAlertHQ How is studs up on the back of the calf not a red card? What?

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Mitch Moreland highlights. Grok find them

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@TruckLover1967 None of the missionaries do anything anywhere. They spend two years in a place and will be lucky to trick one or two people into converting

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@CatieCatCondom See you later cannon

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@CatieCatCondom God forbid a man wants to bet on some ponies