Alex Courtwright

90% Sass 10% Ginger I am a child of God and I know that He loves me. #LDSstrong

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

You can't afford a house. So you rent.

Rent gets too expensive. So you buy an RV.

It's illegal to live in an RV. So you try to live in your car.

Still illegal.

So you end up homeless.

And it's illegal to be homeless on the street too.

America made every affordable alternative to a house illegal.

Then wondered why homelessness keeps climbing.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

100% of abortions are 0% of your fucking business.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump cheated on his first wife, who said he raped her, with his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a playmate and a porn star.

So MAGA can take their performative pearl clutching act about fidelity and fuck all the way off.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

The sickest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.99 in just two months is that Donald Trump is mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein Files.

[Laura Gimenez @LauGimenezz]

Hello @GameMillEnt ! In the Snoopy Great Mystery Club there is a glitch on episode 4 where we follow the canoe trail. Can’t go further bc it doesnt pop up when I reach the canoes. What can I do?

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

Love this 💯

[✧ @cessonmute]

They’ll forgive a r*pist because “he was drunk.”
They’ll never forgive the victim for being drunk.
The double standard is the culture.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then asked taxpayers for $1 billion for a tacky gold ballroom, MAGA would’ve totally been normal and reasonable about it, right?

[Louis Anslow @LouisAnslow]

@BNOFeed @sanialiyaa

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just want to point out....

The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The fact we are going to have our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean drinking water is proof our current system is not for the greater good but for the greedy.

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

Y’all ever pass a cybertruck and try to get a peek at the driver to see if they look as stupid as their choice of vehicle or is it just me?

[inez @illicitbrennan]

@Melissa_C19 @brynslove playlist name reveal