Alex Crawford

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[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

@ScottMcCarrey I’m coming out of Twitter haiatus just to tell you to read Dune. It’s amazing.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

The answer is 3 times. I've googled it 3 times. And yes that pink liquid stuff is real! It's called perfluorocarbon. #themoreyouknow

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

You guys wouldn't believe how many times in my life I googled "is that breathable pink liquid in the movie The Abyss real?"

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

"I need to sample this floor for my podcast" said millennial @helloemilyarrow

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

@LyraSmith yo cuz I just heard my boy Ira mention a Lyra Smith during the credits of this week's TAL. IS IT YOU?!

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

91.5 is playing the Raiders of the Lost Ark score this morning and there is absolutely no better music to sit in 7:30am traffic in.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

I'm starting a Winnie The Pooh rap parody project. Songs include "Bitch better have my honey," "I don't fuck with Pooh," & "Tiggas in Paris"

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

My dear friend and DJ @rdouglasellis just released a preview of his new set. Check it out. Box Curl White Gurl http://t.co/pj1Iow05bq

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

Fucking Earthquake. I was doing my telekinesis exercises when my apartment started shaking. I thought I was finally getting somewhere.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

@SamletDavisJr only an hour and ten minutes left.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

Follow me on Venmo, I'm blowing up.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

"Aw man I just got taco sauce on my weed recommendation." The most LA thing @ScottMcCarrey has ever said.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

Vegas search history: "Is it possible to trick a weighted mini bar?" "Cheapest food in Vegas?" "How much is the roller coaster in Vegas?"

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

I hate you @brendonmcnerney https://t.co/aw6h1nuxz3

[brendon mcnerney @brendonmcnerney]

just stole my buddies phone and replaced all of his photos with photos of steve jobs

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

"Do you think Kendrick can actually pimp a butterfly?" @danfernand asking the hard hitting questions. @kendricklamar

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

@carlyincontro DIBS!

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

I think Tinder only shows me girls over 5'10" just to fuck with me.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

Guys, I'm coming out of Twitter retirement to tell you that a UPS guy just legitimately thought I was Blake Anderson. @UncleBlazer

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

@willmcdonaldjr just finished it. I’ve read the Tao Te Ching a few times, but I’ve never seen an example of Taoism as trill as Pooh Bear.

[Alex Crawford @AlexCrawford1]

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” - Winnie the Pooh aka DOPEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE GAME