Alex Crolais

[Alex Crolais @AlexCrolais]

@chloe_plast You're neighbors live very exciting lives

[Alex Crolais @AlexCrolais]

@chloe_plast Please tell me this is Kara

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@chloep37 Shoulda just kept it

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@chloep37 Hhmmm...

[Alex Crolais @AlexCrolais]

@chloep37 The opening line is literally "Do you remember the 21st night of September" aka the 22nd is the best time to play it

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@chloep37 It was Sept 22nd and your song of the day wasn't "September"?!?!

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@youngyiffy His career is over before it could ever start

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@chloep37 @youngyiffy Nah we're both degenerates lmao

[Alex Crolais @AlexCrolais]

@chloep37 Probably a good call tbh

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I'm not saying we're getting desperate for entertainment, but we are yelling at candles to put them out

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Really looking forward to the CDC saying April Fools' tomorrow about this Corona stuff. You got us good guys

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Catch me sliding into your BlueJeans DMs. Coronavirus works hard but I work harder

[Alex Crolais @AlexCrolais]

Guys maybe this Corona thing isn't that bad...

[Alex Crolais @AlexCrolais]

In honor of social distancing, I've finally made a Twitter account. You may call me the Smokey the Bear of coronavirus cuz I'm doing my part.