Alex Cronkite

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[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

she monkeys on my paw till I face the unintended consequences of my actions

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

@HamBotBot Is this bot still active/supported? I added it to a server and it shows as offline and doesn't respond to commands.

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

It’s almost summertime, time to become 98% cherry limeade

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

The ocean is 35% Godzilla piss

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Skibidi toilet is a mid-tier garbage pail kid

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

I should be cast as the next Bond because I’ve never seen a Bond film so I’ll bring a fresh and unique perspective to the role when I fuck all your moms.

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Watching The Munsters and when I close my eyes Grandpa is a 1:1 for Quentin Tarantino.

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

I’ve never seen robocop but I assume this is the part where the robot gets horny

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Steve Ur-KILL 😈

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

.@GregAbbott_TX please stop the execution of @innocence client #RobertRoberson on Oct. 17 for a crime that never occurred. https://t.co/imMA7WsmFW

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Who added a yaoi paddle to a screenshot of Creep (2014) and then threw it up on tmdb as a poster for the movie??? 😭

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Gender is a performance so we’re all theatre kids

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

When can we stop pretending almonds are good? Arguably one of the worst nuts

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Therapist: That’s that you, represso?

Patient: That’s that me, depresso…

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Cant wait for someone to invent jokes someday

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

There are many clear indications that I Saw The TV Glow is an allegory for the trans experience but has anyone mentioned that the film playing in the theatre looked like a knock-off Bionicle movie?

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

The similarity between the spelling of Caligula and caligirl is no coincidence

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

I got that dog in me, but it’s a 44,000 year old wolf carcass being autopsied by russian scientists

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

Interview with the vampire season 3? Damn, how many questions he asking? 😭

[Alex Cronkite @AlexCronkite]

🦇 Nosfer-hot-tu? Count Ooooh-look? Dracu-ooh-la-la? Take your pick. ⚰️

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