Alex Carter

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineSnowdon @NoContextBrits His probably a top top fella

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineSnowdon And flashing your tampax at me!!

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineTallis @NoContextBrits I’ve got less hair than that man @MorgaineTallis.

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineTallis My absolute pet hate! The sound of people chewing their food! Especially when they suck on their food @LaraMcmanmon

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@iam_leoj @R1ch87 @MrStu10 Stu said KDB has “been fat”, his done the keto diet so his slim now

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

Even my 10 month old son thinks that Piers is talking complete sense! I’m a self employed electrician waiting for Boris to make a package for us to get some sort of pay! Thanks @piersmorgan for fighting our corner!

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MrStu10 @R1ch87 @shaunbrown4 @GeorgeNicolaou @LukeBlackwell_ @adamhenderson14 @wakefieldjack15 @taylorhastings8 @GlenPortelli @gavin_kelsey @NebSamoht @Reecej91 @iam_leoj @DannaRocco @dcaz26 @cooky_08 Tony Adams, Dennis Bergkamp, Ian Wright, Paul Scholes

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@R1ch87 @MrStu10 @MorgaineTallis SLC mate,,, we’re tight!

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineTallis 🎻🎻🎻🎻

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

And what’s worse, they have had my Van 2 weeks and still don’t know when the part will be in to repair it!! No offer of courtesy vehicle or compensation for lose of earnings!! @Ford

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

Never will I buy or recommend Ford ever again, bought a Brand new van 18 months ago, adblu tank needs replaying already! Apparently I’ve contaminated it so it’s not covered under Warranty!! Joke of company @Ford

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

Really unorganised service from @AppleSupport today! Booked an appointment to get x2 batteries replaced, 40 min drive to the store only to be told they have shortage of staff and can’t be done till tomorrow!

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineTallis Her name is @LaraMcmanmon, say hello for me.

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@R1ch87 @MorgaineTallis You joking??? Your the last person I’d think of ringing when drunk!

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

Would not buy a brand new transit custom people! 7 days old on the road, 3 days in a workshop and counting! Shocking @Ford @TransitCustom

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

7 day old #Ford Transit Custom, comes up with a system malfunction already. Not a good start, day off to get it repaired! @Ford

[tim payton @timpayton]

Please RT if agree Arsenal's problems aren't a couple of ins/outs before transfer deadline but need for a new manager & change in Boardroom

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineTallis Bloody right aswel! Bring back football season now!!!

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@MorgaineTallis @iam_leoj This is something @LaraMcmanmon wouldn't do. She wouldn't stop at 4!

[Alex Carter @AlexCrtr88]

@R1ch87 @MorgaineTallis @loubrooks28 Didn't once say I was in gym now....