Alex Curtis

“WHAT PERSONAL PROBLEMS!?”

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The only time I post here is when it’s important, and by god ladies and gentlemen this is important. Coming soon to a YouTube near you, the highly anticipated sequel of the sequel of the sequel of the sequel.

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@0scarsPodcast Whoever voted Manos is wrong, as it contains one of the best characters in movie history: Torgo.

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BREAKING NEWS: Insider information has revealed The Legend of Bobby 4 and The Legend of Bobby 3 (Skylar Cut™️) will be released this coming week @BoysFilms

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“We make him cry in front of Sobiech and then Richard RKOs Bill Clinton”

-Quotes from @Kylan_Wolf

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“Randy would have yeeted us out by now”
-CN student in response to the Coronavirus

[United Football League @TheUFL]

WE ARE DEALING WITH AN ALL-TIME BEER SNAKE FOLKS.

THIS IS WHAT LEGENDS ARE MADE OF.

THIS IS THE XFL.

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@STEM_Shady

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Happy birthday to the best quarterback in XFL history! @pjwalker_5 Also RIP to the Vipers as they mourn the loss of Quentin Flowers

[The Sweatwater Boys Films @BoysFilms]

It’s over.........or is it?

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When you realize The Man of Eli™️ and The Legend of Bobby 3 have their world premier tomorrow

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@BoysFilms

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@Kylan_Wolf @jphsig @STEM_Shady

[The Sweatwater Boys Films @BoysFilms]

*Contest*
Prize: You will receive Bobby for a six hour period to do whatever you want with him.
Rules to enter: Simply give this tweet a RT

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Words from Timothy St. Pierre- “Finna clap some alien cheeks at Area 51”