Alex

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@Baz704 @RustamStepan Throw a bit more money at the job you be right .

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@SamFreggy16 All the very best Marco , top player good luck in your new adventure and thank you for being a part of the bears success.

Sam and Paul it’s been a great laugh and a pleasure all the best and hopefully you come visit us again soon .

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@Hednesford_Town Always going to be tough for Congleton playing against 12 men .
How much did you boys pay that ref ?

Disgraceful performance from the man in the middle occasion got to him .

[Con @ConroyUtd]

One hundred and SIXTEEN charges.

[David Neville @lil_neville]

Pep Guardiola planning on leaving Man City just around the same time as they find out about the 115 charges

[Alfie Boe @AlfieeBoe]

Magic

[Max McCarthy @maxmccarthy63]

My girlfriend Hollie is running the London marathon raising money for Children with Cancer tomorrow, she’s aiming to raise £3000 and isn’t far away. And donations would be really appreciated if possible, also any likes and rt’s would be appreciated! ❤️

https://t.co/mi6ugTCBYv

[Carl Dickinson @carldickinson_3]

The exact reason I’m trying to help as many people playing sport get the cover in place that’s needed incase situations like this arise.

I wish you a speedy recovery Kayleigh and hope you get the op sorted soon.

Guys please give me a shout if you need protection in place!

[Congleton Town FC @CongletonFC]

A day that we will never forget and one that will go down in history 🏆

Official Club Photographer Ell Treanor Photography

[Richscottmedia @richscottmedia]

What an amazing group of lads at @CongletonFC.

Fully deserved to win the league this season- just for putting up with me nearly each week.

Enjoy the evening lads.

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Ordering a Pizza in 2024

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Boots Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future

😉👍🏻😁😁😁

[Colin Wrench @snadbach]

@CongletonFC @silk1069 Calling all Congletonians and surrounding areas. Even if you have never been before get down to the Cleric stadium and cheer this special team on in our last scheduled home game. COYB Sat 1500.
Please rt.

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@BluDen1 @MidlandLeague What’s your point ?

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice And your the bell of the century

[Royal Welsh Agricultural Society @royalwelshshow]

Nigel Owens joins campaign to keep Royal Welsh show during school holidays.

Nigel Owens yn ymuno â’r frwydr i gadw’r Sioe Frenhinol yn ystod gwyliau’r ysgol.

Join Nigel in opposing the government’s school holidays consultation 👉https://t.co/twMNETCJyr

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@AbsoluteBruno Rashford….

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@piersmorgan Could just get up and storm out like a baby if he didn’t like what he heard .

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@manchesterisB @MarshallDeano Brilliant by the referee

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Manchester United every fvking time we SCORE!!!

Each and every goal here would be a goal to Man City, Arsenal or Liverpool 😳🤯

https://t.co/YeZLOyMdU8

[Alex @AlexDavies1981]

@SamFreggy16 @CongletonFC Nothing changes in this league .
Lad walks in first half for challenge on George.
Changes the game.
Same shit different day