Alexander Newton

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

My #cat

His name?

He goes by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart but his full name is Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.

#mozart

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@LumenX_ Why doesn’t God have an iPhone?

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@bimsoh0rni @tomnewtt Nope!

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@bimsoh0rni @tomnewtt Wow!

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@Perry_smitgil Jeff Buckley

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@lluisliftz Not really. I’ll tell you what I do want though. Those coupons for a big mac and Fries for £1.99. I want those to come back.

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

Slay

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@MaitenMartino My good Christian eyes shouldn’t be subject to such torture!

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@iconicgabe

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

@joeholmeswriter Is any explanation needed?

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

50/50

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

Cyndi Lauper walked so @ChappellRoan could run!

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

Red bull is 97% of my daily consumables

[Alexander Newton @AlexDavisNewton]

Ghoul cat serving