ALEX•IN•WONDERLAND

Just random thoughts I have•Mke based•24 and counting•Nursing student

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Cardi is absolutely right because first of all:

✅hoe suck my dick

and furthermore:

✅Ah (and i can’t stress this enough) HA

[ZA @vvsdolly]

Yall got ms Rachel fucked up da hell

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

niggas be like “nobody taught me how to be romantic” nobody taught you how to cheat and be a bitch ass nigga but you do that very well with no help needed 😭🤨🤨

[nia-symoné 🦋 @niasymoneee_]

Bar too low. Trying isn’t enough. DO.

[Zion 🇸🇩 @afroanalytic]

The things that go on in white people’s minds are just way weirder than yall think. This BW on TikTok said this white woman told her how nervous white people can get when they see black people having “too much fun.” I don’t think non-whites truly grasp how neurotic white ppl are

[MS.Aries⭐️🍫 @yynnaw]

A nigga is not blacking your eye because your pussy is good. He hates you 😭😭😭😭😹

[chelsea smile @hotgirltitan]

i hate the way yall talk to her and i will support her when she gets meaner

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

PValley don’t even FUCKING worry bout it nomo bitch

[jay joulaan @hoesneedacum]

Dumb niggas love a false equivalency

[Oda’s Ghost Writer 🔜 Blerdcon’26 @bearded_blerdd1]

Oh shit yall are right

Our great granddaddy’s didn’t have durags on back in the day.

They lynched them in their suits with ties on.

My bad I forgot

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“I’m only human” - a nigga who is a demon from the 7th circle of hell

[Asante @angelfacejk]

20 year olds in 2013 were drinking caramel ribbon crunch Frappuccino’s and you do hear about those ppl getting diabetes en masse. It’s obviously linked to COVID

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

can’t wait to find real love instead of whatever this is y’all keep trying to scam me into accepting

[B ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ @aurorasiridence]

I don’t even do the playful, mean flirting shit. The “roasting”, passive aggressive humor. The jokes laced with cruelty & a little bit of truth behind them. I will either be treated with absolute kindness & softness or we just won’t be together.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

i have realized many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[💚𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕨💚 @Slim__Goddess]

I see a lot of garlic parmesan wing hate and I’m not standing for it!!!!

[Zeeti @DJZeeti]

Yalll don’t be cooking fr cus the way I run through Garlic and Onion powder should be illegal lol

[T B 💨🪐 @Christi65458114]

“If you smoke weed every day you’re dependent on it!! It’s literally a drug addiction because you’re never truly sober!!” Have you considered I simply don’t care

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Doordash has $40 off $100 at Sephora today only so buy yourself something nice ladies and if you are a man why are you still standing here reading this tweet GET TO ORDERING SOMETHING FOR THAT WOMAN YOU CLAIM YOU LIKE. THIS IS A OPEN BOOK TEST.