Alex_denoir

36 edición y lleno de erratas

[ivo .ᐟ 🍊 @ttp8r]

graduated with a phd in babygirlism from the university of princesston https://t.co/MeMBvaeRSg

[Alex_denoir @AlexDenoir]

- I will take care of the drinks
-... are.. are the drinks in danger??

[Soy Camarero @soycamarero]

El barista en su día libre:

[Alex_denoir @AlexDenoir]

@kaeyajii Why do they look like they are equally tall????

[Ken_Lim @Kktken_Lim]

เลอะสุดๆๆ #WhenOrangesFallEP6

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[⋆𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙥𝙖𝙣𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @jjoongnata]

Me today :

#GMMTVOuting2026

[aye @cattananloh]

our silly couple :p #kenpaul

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

Kyoshi had absolutely zero chill 😭

[Alex_denoir @AlexDenoir]

August is so cute in every scene #WhenOrangesFallEP5

[Alex_denoir @AlexDenoir]

Such a loss for #kopiko to be our heroes fuel #thewonderfools

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Alex_denoir @AlexDenoir]

@skywongraveee @MisterGrtsp Very interesting

[ŘØŹÅŸ 🥷🏿⚔️🇭🇹 @ImKingZoe]

ZENITSU VS KAIGAKU FULL FIGHT WITH NO INTERRUPTIONS

[‏ؘ @rahtipats]

oh to fall in love during your youth °｡⋆♡

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: inside Japanese police station.
not arrested. hopefully.

I came to report lost wallet.

officer very polite.

Officer: Where did you last see it?

Me: Probably train station.

Officer nods, types for two seconds.

Officer: Found.

Me: …what.

Officer: Yes.

Me: That fast?

Officer: Japan.

another officer walks over holding my wallet carefully like sacred relic, everything still inside, cash untouched.

Me genuinely emotional.

Me: This country is unbelievable.

Officer smiles proudly, then pauses.

Officer: There was one issue.

Me: …what issue.

Officer opens wallet slowly, pulls out embarrassing anime sticker I forgot existed.

silence.

both officers staring at me respectfully but differently now.

Officer: You like magical girls?

Me: …we all have struggles.

older officer suddenly leans forward.

Old Officer: Season two was disappointing.

Me: WHAT.

Old Officer: They ruined power scaling.

younger officer immediately joins debate.

Officer: No no movie fixed it.

suddenly entire police station arguing anime lore passionately.

one detective emerges from back room holding instant noodles.

Detective: Original manga better.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR A WALLET.

[𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐲⁸ & 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. @dimpledormlover]

this has me in tears why is this so accurate💀😭

[Alex_denoir @AlexDenoir]

@almondbf Oyyy my cookiepatotie