Alex Embro

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Should Rihanna release an air fragrance called “sex in the air”? Made with the aromatics of aphrodisiacs? 🤔#ThoughtForTheDay

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There’s something about a random person jay-walking in the middle of the night wearing all black that makes me think “it’s okay to hit them with you car, they were asking for it” #ThoughtForTheDay

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@CJMessiness It vanilla bean sprite with pulp. Don’t mock the delicacy that is flavour

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Starting to fill out after 2 months of regularly going to the gym.

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Do you ever feel like the more you talk to some people the more you realize you don’t want to talk to them.

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Is it just me or are others also able to know what the picture smells like?

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Don’t mind me, just trying to become the himbo you’ve never needed

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I’ve been using my straightener for 8 years…. And I’m still #gay 💅

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Me at any party…

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@CJMessiness It’s really about time I did this

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Right now I’m on a kick of doing things my friends have been telling me to do. Quit my job:✅ book an appointment with a therapist: ✅ … anything else I should do?

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Twinks be like… “I’m wearing baggy clothes today”

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I would have been so mad if I didn’t get this… Wordle 244 6/6

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it’s always “ily” and never “iwtbtvblnoew”.

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Very close to being a failure today… Wordle 236 6/6

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@CJMessiness I vote you keep them coming!! 😍

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✨Everyone has a “gay song” that makes them act more flamboyant… my is definitely Like Me by Girlicious ✨

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@KianaFerrede Lol I’ve never thought about it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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As much as I hate exercising, athletic clothes fit nicely

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Next week is February… didn’t we just celebrate New Years?