Don Alejandro

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

Good morning I fucking hate this.

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

The New Yorker's art department never misses

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO asked me to "audit" our software subscriptions last week.

He sent me a spreadsheet with 200 rows. Slack, Zoom, Jira, Notion, Trello, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

He wanted me to survey the team to see which tools were essential.

I told him: "Surveys are for people who care about feelings. I care about OpEx."

I deleted the spreadsheet.

Instead, I logged into the corporate Amex portal and reported the card as lost.

Every single auto-renewal in the company failed instantly.

I call this "The Scream Test."

It’s simple Darwinian procurement.

If a tool goes down and nobody runs to my desk screaming within 4 hours? We didn't need it.

The Marketing team was at my door in 10 minutes begging for Adobe. We renewed it. The Sales team was crying about the CRM in 20 minutes. We renewed it.

But here’s the interesting part.

The HR department’s "Employee Wellness & Engagement Portal" ($12,000/year) has been down for six days.

Not a single person has noticed.

I didn't just save money. I quantified the exact value of our corporate culture.

It is zero.

Stop auditing. Start unplugging. If it’s important, they’ll scream. If they don't scream, it’s just noise.

[Carlo Anyeloti @cmercadoo]

Bueno a dormir que mañana hay que manejar 2 horas para tomar juntas en Microsoft Teams con gente que está en el mismo edificio

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Dads will be dads.

[I'm 𝔽ugustra™ @fugustra1]

Wasn’t expecting that... 😂

[Juan MotorDeGP2🏎️ @MotorDeGP2]

La fantasía del diseñador es la pesadilla del programador

[lemnograb @lamastabo]

Primero no soy su amigo, segundo ¿quién es usted? y tercero ¿qué le importa?

[McLovin🍀🥝🥟🍁 @halfcrying_]

Lo de 31 minutos en el tiny desk es una locura y las camisas con el estampado del mueble, ellos lo pensaron todo 🤣👏

[Oni @onionnnn46]

perfect video for this

[Tame Impala @tameimpala]

Mexico City 👀 Pre-register for a chance to attend. https://t.co/DlwthXzGyk

[Clau @AnaaClauRRSC]

Que nadie lo vea como un juego, el simulacro puede salvar vidas.

#SimulacroNacional

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

An early look at next week’s cover of The New Yorker: “Remote Control,” by Barry Blitt: https://t.co/hOWhs4MG34