Alex Meyers

I live on the Earth, which is kind of a pain in the ass.

[horde jedi @feral_yeet]

Welcome to @planetscumlive, Space Wizards, I made this from memory. If this character doesn't come back, don't worry about it.

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

@iamleechin preach it

[UCB Comedy @ucbcomedy]

Straight from a bedroom overrun with crumpled paper, it's #TalkingToCharles, the video where YOU choose the ending: https://t.co/2YCtwK5luX

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

Alexa set a reminder to change the shape of my head bc it's too round

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

@iamleechin did it?

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

Doing great over here

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

@jayrvb @TimKaf thank you!!

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

Pitch for next star trek movie: just a static shot of a space shuttle toy on the ground while everyone ignores it- length? 3 hours

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

I can't wait till someone finally invents the f word

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

#2016week on @Splitsider https://t.co/GcrPRpv3Yo

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

An interview with a real alien about what life was like in the past? Sign me up bigtime #2016week https://t.co/HYFUWQPE4T

[UCB Comedy @ucbcomedy]

50 years ago The Alien revealed himself, and he's giving an exclusive interview for #2016week: https://t.co/ztoI3ZLNnh

[UCB Comedy @ucbcomedy]

August 1-5 is #2016week! Learn about our ancient past, only here on Stream H. https://t.co/nTTIPdVKeF

[UCB Comedy @ucbcomedy]

Next week, all UCB Comedy social media will be taken over by Stream H for #2016week: https://t.co/BtOCjIeZwt

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

Does letting garbage sit in your house for months count as recycling

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

20 seconds of blank video with an annotation that says "horse throat" https://t.co/otRHMIqQov

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

Easily delete your computer's fears https://t.co/pg64PLl4m5

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

I just walked past a stick - ask me anything

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

it's cool having no money it's a good reason to finally lay down in a sewer

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

Feeling like a goof, just found out about wallets and all this time I've been gluing my money to a stick

[Alex Meyers @AlexEvanMeyers]

walked into jamba juice bc i wanted to find out what a cash register looks like