Alex Fairholm

[Alex Fairholm @AlexFairholm]

@Smigbithers hey man can you send me the deets of your flight info for Gurnsey so i can book my flight please xx

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@thomas_crump Audrina Cathleen Patridge born-May 9 1985-USA reality TV personality/actress/model and cast in MTV reality series The Hills

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@kingstonlufbra are you in?

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@kingstonlufbra am at home about to go to the gym, wat you doing tonight

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@kingstonlufbra are you at home?

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http://t.co/QFDRkuqD

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@Smigbithers Happy Birthday, hope you have a great day x

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@RhianMcCarroll stop it you're making me blush

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@EddNation wanna do some blow?

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@RhianMcCarroll your amazing

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it may not surprise you that this is not the 1st time its happened but from now on it shall be me, apologies and see you in the next tweet

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Dear all my loyal twitter followers, I am afraid to say that all tweets so far have not been me but have been viscous impostors

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Minesweeping isn't just a hobby. It's a profession

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ROFLing over Mr Bean

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@kingstonlufbra 5 colours in her hair #mcfly4lyfe

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@gazgshore Can you teach me your ways tonight

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@GazGShore I worship you

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@kingstonlufbra do you have a nice poo #successfulbowelmovement

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@EmmaSpooner1 you look so radiant in your photo