Alex.

I’m a Creative. Unabashed. Non-conformist. True wanderer.

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For when you have therapy at 9 but an interview at noon - Laceless Shoes™️

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I am a slut for roasted Brussels sprouts

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

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*do 🙄

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How to I tell my upstairs neighbor/boss that her footfalls sounds like she grinds the bones of Englishmen to make bread?

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@jaybulls SHAUN?!?!

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“Would you rather cure cancer or always know when you still noticeably smell like weed before going out in public?”

Me: …Like, *cancer* cancer?

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@NerdGerhl @samreich I think he might have something else up his sleeve but maybe that’s just me.

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Think I might get a salad for lunch and stab it 23 times. Et tu?

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When your wife goes to bed but you aren’t tired and everyone you talk to regularly is two hours ahead of you

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@hanscheuf @lilguppy Yeah. Definitely. It’s also 1,000 times worse if you married a class clown, like Emmy did.

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@samreich I did not consent to playing the game, Sam! You cannot change the rules on me!

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DINKWB

Double Income, No Kids, Watches Bluey

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@beefucker3002 @lilguppy No, he has a fat ass. Anubis is the only living creature who deserves to be shamed for his appearance.

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Anubis has been very good this week so he gets a photo dump

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@hannahscheufler (his name was actually Norton when I got him and I think it fits better but don’t tell him I said that.)

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@hannahscheufler But him ears! That’s Anubis. That’s my Boopis Dog.