Alex

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I know it's hot tonight, but please don't leave your window open.

There are guys going about just now dressed as clowns and they're creeping in the windows and slashing people's faces.

[Bolton Wanderers (P) @OfficialBWFC]

BOLTON WANDERERS ARE BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 🆙

#bwfc | @officialcarmats

[Simon John @hehimta]

I, as a man, can now enter a woman’s toilets and claim I’m a trans man to any woman who complains, and legally, the venue/staff aren’t allowed to intervene to challenge my gender.

Kind of a major flaw in this new EHRC guidance.

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

Almost 10,000 likes for straight-up lies by Annunziata Rees-Mogg, quote:

"Asylum seekers make up 0.08% of Dorset's population and 44% of alleged sex offences. So unbelievable I had to check. It's true."

It's not true, it's utter garbage.

I'll go through facts and figures. /1

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.

He failed to declare around £380,000 in outside interests (approx 4x MPs annual salary) incl payments for promoting gold, presenting on GB News and from his friend George Cottrell, within 28 days.

Reform UK leader apologised for what he described as administrative errors by his team.

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

you can basically disregard any commentator who doesn’t understand the below

[paige : STORIES 3 HYPE!! @gandalfsoda]

I was checking my photo albums and saw that because I’ve saved this stupid photo of limmy like 15 times whenever I want to use it my phone recognizes him and thinks he’s someone I know so it made a montage

[Alex @AlexFriel]

Clayface looks like it'll be a great film

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨WHITE HOUSE PHOTO OF TRUMP JUST RELEASED

[Full Fact @FullFact]

A video viewed over 1.7 million times appears to show an interview with two Muslim women saying people shouldn’t bring dogs to the beach.

It’s generated a huge amount of negative engagement and comments, but it’s fake. It’s been created with AI.
https://t.co/5GEa3pEvdy

[Sky Bet League One @SkyBetLeagueOne]

🤯 LATE DRAMA!

#EFL | @OfficialBWFC

[Marc Iles @MarcIles]

Match report: Not much of a thread through this report, more a list of goals and the sound of a reporter sobbing into his laptop at the end.
https://t.co/fQ3mtR3YN3 #bwfc

[Marc Iles @MarcIles]

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! #BWFC 3-3

[Bolton Wanderers (P) @OfficialBWFC]

THAT IS INCREDIBLE!!!!

#bwfc

[Bolton Wanderers (P) @OfficialBWFC]

Amario cuts inside from the right and curls a shot high and wide... he is human!

[3-0] 56' #bwfc

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i love linkedin quick apply. it's like dropping your resume straight into the trash but with less work

[Alex @AlexFriel]

"Mcbosh"

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

In Glasgow for BOSHBINGO tonight. Superb city. Mcbosh

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Dear @ShabanaMahmood,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

#Brewdog