Alexander George

American journalist, Human rights defender

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

By supporting attack on Palestine, United States is violating international laws, because of Biden’s barbaric policy.
We, as the United States people, stand with Palestine.

#FreePalestine

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

"I wasn't that drunk"..."bro, you cut up all my pineapples yelling "spongebob, I know you're in there!!"

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Age 5: "I love Mommy.
" Age 15: "I HATE HER."
Age 25: "Mom was right"
Age 55: "I wish my Mom was still here."
I love you mom.

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

HELP ME JEWISH GOD! HELP ME ALLAH! HELP ME TOM CRUISE! TOM CRUISE, USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT ON ME TO GET THE FIRE OFF ME! HELP ME OPRAH WINFREY!

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

3 reasons to stand up. 1) to get the remote. 2) To go to the bathroom. 3) cause you're the real slim shady

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

If you're not happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Happy wife, happy life 👌

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

I didn't slp good last night,So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee.I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

For Valentine's Day I don't want any materialist. I just someone that will prove to me that I am special and that I'm a beautiful person..💕

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Its better to love for a minute and remember it for a lifetime than to love for a lifetime and hate every minute of it.

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Oh so you're a model? Who's your agent, Instagram?

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Sometimes the big questions keep me awake at night...things like, have people ever fucked in space?

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

I think Stephen Hawkins could of sang better than the karaoke I just heard

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Physically a virgin. Mentally a whore.

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure...

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Oh so you're a model? Who's your agent, Instagram?

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up!

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Nothing says regret as the email address you made as a kid.

[Alexander George @AlexGeorgeUS]

Oh real men wear pink? So do their boyfriends.