Alex Kurtzman

I am the god of cinematic universes and sci-fi-drama (a genre I created!!!). Parody

[Oppositional Defiant @BKravty]

Hey AMERICAN… 🫵🫨🇺🇸

You know what EVERY billionaire bunker has in common? An outside ventilation shaft to suck air into the filtration system that provides oxygen to the inside of the bunker…

Remember that when the 💩 hits the fan

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

DID is often a disorder where in order to survive one of the very first lessons you learn is that the pain you feel does not matter, is not real, in order to preserve your ability to love the person responsible for you staying alive. You must unlearn this as soon as possible.

[Jim Pfaff @jimpfaff]

You know how I've been saying Democrats are seeking the overthrow the American Republic....

So, there's an insurrection in process. And their plan is to have an insurrection declared and then coordinate with Democrat Governors and Mayors to overthrow the American Republic.

[Hermes @chaotichermes]

If you don’t ejaculate prior to impregnating your wife, your kids will come out with a higher IQ.

Sol Brah vindicated.

[Dr. Clayton Forrester @DrClaytonForre1]

We're going to war with Russia. Plan accordingly.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Underrated truth: You'd make more money if you were delusionally confident, there is no better way

[JoeLange @JoeLange]

Outstanding!
Arizona and Nevada are swinging hard right and moving away from “swing state” status.

[liz ♛ @solongliz]

did y’all know the wikipedia app has a scrollable for you page? do with that information what you will.

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

This is going to be an NGO slush fund. This is a bribe to left-wing politicians to get them on board with AI so that will follow Anthropic's lead on any policy or regulation.

[Vid @MethodByVid]

you're a waste of potential nigga.

in 2027 you could get 19 MILLION shorts views and still not make a cent in youtube ad revenue

all because you didnt start your channel when i told you to

now you have to speed run monetization before they raise the barrier to entry on feb 1st

here's exactly what i'd do starting TONIGHT:

1. START THE CHANNEL

open youtube

make a brand new channel, takes 5 minutes

dont waste 3 fucking hours making a logo or picking a name

nobody gives a fuck what your channel is called

you need:
-1,000 subscribers
-10 million valid shorts views
-within 90 days

and you need youtube to APPROVE you

so get moving

2. GET YOUR TOOLS

ChatGPT - scripts
ElevenLabs - voiceovers
CapCut - editing
Pexels - free footage

thats your entire operation

you can hire editors once you're actually making money

3. NICHE HUNT

you're not posting vids about strawbella cheating on zacchini ok

you're picking:
-finance
-cars
-business
-tech
-career

all of them attract adults with money

and advertisers spend a fuck ton reaching those people

4. STEAL

in this speed run you're not worrying about creating anything new

you're:
-finding vids in the niche doing 500k+ views
-ripping the script
-ripping the b-roll
-ripping the timing

tossing it together, post.

don't literally download them and repost

but use the entire video structure

5. VOLUME

3 shorts a day

EVERY DAY

thats 270 uploads in 90 days

you need 10M valid views

10,000,000 / 270 = 37,037 views per upload

sounds like a lot?

one short could do 4 million views

another could do 2 million

the other 268 can fight over the remaining 4 million

this is why you POST instead of sitting around making your first video perfect

6. MILK YOUR WINNERS

after your first 30 shorts, open youtube studio

look at the videos getting people to stop scrolling and watch

if one is getting 400k views while the others are sitting at 2k

MAKE MORE OF THAT SHIT

same subject
same structure
different questions

read the comments on the winner

people will literally tell you what they want explained next

make those videos

keep posting until you either find another winner or the format stops performing

thats your next 90 days

find something working

steal the homework

make your own videos

post until you've got enough views to qualify

then apply before february and leave time for youtube to review your channel

you're sitting on a free business with a deadline approaching

and some mf who started last month is already 40 videos ahead of you

go make a fucking channel

[Alex Kurtzman @AlexHKurtzman]

@ankkala Because you have to design for a gorillion different aspect ratios as well as phones.

[kumikumi (Ankkala) @ankkala]

how did the people in 2001 know how to do crazy 3D web design, and how did we lose this so quickly

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Nietzsche literally called sitting still the sin against the holy spirit

[Zeitgeist Surfer @Zee_Surfer]

The ultimate desire for men is to have a woman's rules be broken for us and only us.

This is why being cheated on is so painful for men, the equivalent of psychological murder, your devotion and loyalty are used as stage props to help another man get what you desired.

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

almost every man who tried to rescue a poorly raised woman ends up regretting it.

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

planning is overrated

just take the shortest term action that is in the general direction of your goal

reality is a super high dimensional space, so this basically always works

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Once you've tried ADHD meds you'll never stop wanting to beat everybody who told you you were lazy to death with your bare hands.

[Metabolic Hell @MetabolicHell]

Weed is more sinister than alcohol because alcohol is kinda self-limiting. Wake up in a stupor after binge drinking and go "yeah I'm ready for round 2?" That takes fuckin willpower man.

But weed, you can smoke that shit infinitely and just slowly lobotomise yourself no problem

[Mark Reid 🇨🇦 @MarkReid42]

There was very little wrong with Canada before the Liberal WOKE mind virus took over in 2015.

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

The past few days, I got my hands on thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings, thanks to leads from @SKDoubleDub33 and @iamlisalogan .

You've heard that the DSA is proposing structural reforms to America, including abolishing the Senate and imposing term limits.

What you not have heard is - there is an operational plan to put it all into action. If the Democratic Party sweeps 2026, then DSA will become "foot soldiers" in constant clashes with the administration to cross a "red line" or invoke a "doomsday scenario" - meaning, President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, probably sometime in 2027.

Then, a lot of coordinated responses kick off, including delegitimizing the federal government itself and handing that legitimacy to Democratic governors. 2028 then becomes a vote on whether to keep America governance as-is or to burn it all down to appease a "young and brown" demographic.

The mysterious group who's been coordinating 50501, Indivisible, and coordinating the NoKings protests is called "United Democracy Alliance" and their intellectual leader is Erica Chenoweth who came up with the 3.5% rule of nonviolent regime change.

Patience. I know I've hyped this more than anything else. It's genuinely the biggest discovery I've had. This is an enormous archive. This is only the beginning.