Alex Hanson

This is my ADHD inner monologue.
Like Scrubs but not as funny.

“Not everything’s a lesson, sometimes you just fail” - Dwight Schrute

[Darren @thetruestorey]

If Eddie hadn't overachieved in his first 4 seasons, there wouldn't be this ridiculous expectation level among the Eddie Out crew now

Shame on you Mr Howe for getting us from relegation certs to Champions League contenders and trophy winners with a squad as thin as it was
#NUFC

[Chris Page @ChrisPage_Boz]

Villa’s and NUFC’s squads being ripped apart by the Sky 6.

The 2 teams who have threatened their very existence in that top 6 for the last few seasons and both having to sell prized assets despite recent success.

Exactly how the premier league wants it 👍🏻🤮

#NUFC #AVFC

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

Elliot Anderson shouting ‘GEORDIES!’ at the end of Hey Jude at the World Cup

You can take the boy out of Newcastle, but you can’t take Newcastle out of the boy

🖤🤍 #NUFC

[Darren @thetruestorey]

It's great to see Dan Burn get some plaudits for the role he's played in the last 2 #England wins.

Despite what idiot #NUFC Twitter fans might try & tell you, he is very much a top level CB and doesn't just get in the Newcastle team cos of this bollocks about being 'Eddies mate'

[Taylor Payne @TaylorandPayne]

If there's ever an asteroid heading towards earth threatening to wipe out the human race I think we just send Dan Burn out to head the thing back past Jupiter...#NUFC

[Andy @LetsTalk_FPL]

My favourite thing in football right now is watching Dan Burn heading the ball away.

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

I could watch Dan Burn heading balls away for the rest of my life.

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Dan burn unironically top 5 most important players on England

The man is like the human version of the walls of Constantinople

[Billy List ⚒🚀 @Billylist1]

@WestHam Big Craig whenever cress whips in a cross ⚒

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪 Dan Burn (34) against Mexico and Norway...

• 100% aerial duels won, 2/2
• 9 clearances
• 7 headed clearances
• 2 blocks

SOLID. 🧱

[Johnny @Johnny2k25]

#nufc out of curiosity why do fans want Eddie Howe out because he’s got us 2 champions league finishes and a trophy in 4 years and he has one bad season and makes mistakes on players and peoooe want him out just out of curiosity what more do you expect of him exactly

[The Masked Tweeter @MaskedTweeta]

This is another reason you couldn't pay me to live in London. #nufc community people of the North east read this things comments about the North east! I can't believe what I'm reading. Horrible entitled scum bags. Up the fucking north👊

[BookofAEGIS @BookofAEGIS]

Imagine how competitive & entertaining the Premier League would be if Newcastle (#nufc) Villa (#avfc) Everton (#efc) Forest (#nffc) and a few other clubs could spend what they wanted?

You wouldn't need a dodgy 5 year plan for a new league winner, the league would be open to 10-12 teams capable of consistently challenging.

[Peter @peter199108]

Really weird when people try to flex supporting a better team, like it’s an achievement they can stick on their CV. We’ll react how ever the fuck we want how does that sound? #NUFC

[Middle Age Fanclub @grahamcrosby]

"Victim mentality"? From the set of cry babies who wouldn't stop whining about a ball being out and Joelinton being a nasty man who pushes people for about a year. Jesus wept, have some self awareness. #NUFC

[Villafanmike🦁 @Villafanmike]

Big 6 fans 🗣️ “you need to grow your revenues like we did”

How?

Companies won’t pay the millions needed to a lower mid team

So we spend to try & get higher.

🗣️ SORRY CANT SPEND -PSR
🗣️GROW YOUR REVENUE

But we need to spend to be more successful & grow.

🗣️PSR/SCR
#avfc #NUFC

[Villafanmike🦁 @Villafanmike]

I genuinely can’t believe the lack of understanding for why @AVFCOfficial & @NUFC fans may feel aggrieved around the financial fairness argument.

If we were in that 6, would I want it to change - f*ck no, but I’d still understand why other teams would find it unfair! #AVFC

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Someone was moaning to me about all the sky-high prices, Energy, Food, Housing

So I started talking about billionaires and they said "Do you hate billionaires or something?"

I said "You do, you are moaning about their cost. Why do you think prices are so high they are the cost"

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Interviewer "But have you ever even been to Clacton?"

Count Binface "No because I have learnt from the incumbent MP that is part of the job."

🤣

[Dan Langley NUFC ⚫️⚪️ @DanLang12]

Eddie Howe getting blamed for players leaving
Isak left coz its Liverpool had just won the league and they pay him £300k
Gordon left coz its Barcelona and they are paying him £300k a week
Tonali left coz he would join anyone for more money spurs pay him £ 285K.. #NUFC 1/2.