mr. 305

whats up dude

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

Fuck you let it rip

[Glam Angel @Glam_AngeI]

Bro had absolutely no reason to shoot from there 😭😭

[Josh🇳🇴🐺 @WWFCJL]

Is football the only sport where if you haven’t started by the age of 6/7 you will be dogshit for the rest of your life no matter how hard you try

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“Join our fantasy league bro it’s super chill”

The fantasy league:

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

Martians have the death beam pointed at us… fate of the earth on the line?

I want Jason Brown from Last Chance U

[🦉 OvO Joe 🧊 @VT4L_Joe]

When Whit Babcock and I got into it after ODU in Norfolk, I knew he was a beta. I could hear it in his voice, I could see the tears in his eyes. Weakness is not acceptable. We need a stronger leader for our athletic department

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

12, old spice shareholders love me and freshwater fish can’t stand me

[Blaiden Kirk @blaiden]

2.5 being the line is fucking foul…

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

Shaq Moore over Trusty is crazier than the Kool-Aid man not showing up after I say “OH YEAH”

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Our 26 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

White boy summer hot and inbound

[National Mall NPS @NationalMallNPS]

Heads up! Be aware that Saturday, 5/11, around noon, 60 planes representing the history of general aviation will fly down the Potomac and over the National Mall. The permitted event is closely coordinated with the FAA, Secret Service, and other agencies. #WashingtonDC

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

A true catter did not take this, that loaf is half baked.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

ROG 🧵 ON EVERTON POINT DEDUCTION

“Biggest points deduction in Premier League history, you'll never sing that.”

It is with a mix of true horror and some pride that we wake up to news that Everton have found guilty of breaching Premier League financial fair play rules. (1/6)

[AB @AB84]

⛳️ 🆎

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

McDonalds, NASCAR, and Smoking Meats

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Without Googling, name something USA invented.

[Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin]

Loneliness is hitting men the hardest

But the solution isn't AI girlfriends or the metaverse

Here's 7 reasons why all men should consider joining the mafia:

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

PMT ratings must be down

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

People will dismiss it because it’s not an NBA Finals game, so the stakes weren’t as high, but what you just watched was one of the greatest games ever played.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Gotta put Conor McGregor up there lmao that man cooked Floyd Mayweather & Nate Diaz 😭🤣💀

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

@DomStarsiaPLL Good battle, North Cross is a good team. Pollock is a great coach!

[mr. 305 @AlexHar58769771]

The mop boy

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Kevin Durant returns on March 29th.

Who’s stopping this big 4?

[Vito @DonV757_]

Soil judging

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Hate me or love me you watched”

[Jack Barry @jacthlete]

Some dudes in college would literally drink 4 nights out of the week IN SEASON and still hit .400+ or win 10+ games.

For all the super-domed health optimizers

Your whoop score doesn’t give you Dawg

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Delighted to be back at @dcunited, this time as manager. Looking forward to getting started. 🙌⚫️🔴 #DCU