Alex Hatke

''i'm bulking.''

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Me 2 weeks into the semester:

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@PapaPoob Not the invisible boatmobile

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@PapaPoob What the fuck is this

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@JanuaryAndOn Cat girls at pax hiding from JAO

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RNGR
DONG

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@JanuaryAndOn What the fuck is a ᗡ O N G

[AquaFPS @AquaFPSgaming]

gonna be streaming some Tarkov today but its going to be a very special stream cause its VOODOO DAY. the stream will be sponsored by @voodooranger. come stop in at https://t.co/Z7SwxenQge and watch me die in tarkov while drinking beer. #ad

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@heyitsShiv we all know you're just trying to ghost him

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@BeardedTortuga @voodooranger We're talking about @voodooranger as his skeleton self, right? probably 2, maybe 3

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@VikMunjal It's like those giant dudes that keep going to the gym anyways - like bro you're done here, you're good

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@VikMunjal Bro you're already in med school you don't need to prove how smart you are

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@alp_pederson @hannahewoodside Boba is a stew bc it's soup w/ stuff

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@juliusdc0 Push .5mL adrenaline

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@voodooranger @newbelgium What’s gonna be hotter, the Voodoo twitter feed or the Voodoo twitch stream?

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@realnafan Maybe I’m spoiled, but I prefer the original genius of Nate

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Me as a child: “wow my dad gets so many emails, he must have so many friends!”

Me, checking my emails as an ‘adult’: “spam, spam, spam, work, who is this and how did you get my email?”

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This has aged like milk

[michael @MichaelDenzel1]

The end of this video is something you didn’t know you need to see

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So when’s the haircut

[nate @realnafan]

500 rt’s and I’ll cut my hair like this