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[定西市小莉 @AlexHaug10]

初次进入外网 希望哥哥多多关心
个人是线下约的，外出，没地方，以后有偿约
但是第一次我希望跟有缘的哥哥无偿约💑
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[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

This is bar-for-bar stolen from a video made by The Onion

[定西市小莉 @AlexHaug10]

@Jacksukku Guy really wants you to know he went to college

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything

[sullen @fakepalindromes]

Play is solemnity, not silliness. Adults who try to “recapture their childhood” often do so by trying to capture the whimsy of childhood. But play is serious for children, not whimsical. It’s whimsical for adults to watch, so the wires get crossed. They are “recapturing” the feeling of watching themselves watch children, watching their own memories, not of being a child. To recapture your childhood energy, take something incredibly seriously.

[定西市小莉 @AlexHaug10]

@KrebsVGC Dark plate Arceus - Judgement

[Evanlai @evanlailailai1]

playing league of legends secretly as an adult makes you wonder if anyone would ever love you if they knew the truth

[NEXT LEVEL 🪐 @heyimnext]

Hoes be looking for you to lead every step of the way bitch I am high

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This ex-Call of Duty developer has spent 9 years solo making the anti-Call of Duty

- It's Spec Ops: The Line meets The Stanley Parable
- You're not a soldier, you're being made into one
- A commanding officer logging your every move

It's called War Fantasy. Would you play this?

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[定西市小莉 @AlexHaug10]

@atrupar Not my president but he might be the greatest living comedian

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Yeah all of us get raped for living retard it's called having a job

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

A greasy faced rapist, a homosexual Nazi, and a degenerate drug addict walked into a bar and the bartender said “Peter Thiel, what can I get for you?”

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

welcome back, Siddhartha

[定西市小莉 @AlexHaug10]

https://t.co/ZdjDluBQbB

[定西市小莉 @AlexHaug10]

@zweiwalker89607 Guy playing Pokemon Emerald: “Oh like Solrock and Lunatone. Both nongendered :)”

[𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛’𝚜 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝 ⚢ !! @prncsswick]

Your coat gon be shiny as hell

[定西市小莉 @AlexHaug10]

@kenfichtler @chankrips Always while you’re driving…