Alex Hogan

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

The referees will continue to get away with being biased, cheating rats because fans of the game genuinely don’t care about it unless it specifically affects their team.

[Alex Hogan @AlexHogfather]

@FabrizioRomano Of course he does you moon faced little divvy. Got to get those
engagements up somehow though eh? Tit

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

We didn't have parties to "boost morale"
We didn't have quiz nights
We didn't have champagne
We watched our colleagues die though
We were STEEPED in death
We kept going
We had to
We kept on
So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @borisjohnson
You make me sick.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

we had that too
we had that too
we had that too
we had that too

[PaulSmith @PaulosEFC]

Steve Cooper looks like hes just escaped a headlock everytime you see him.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Just ask yourself two questions … what would the Tories be saying if this was a Labour chancellor we were talking about? Or the wife of a French or German finance minister? The whole rotten lot of them need to go … they are not in politics for public service but for themselves

[Alex Hogan @AlexHogfather]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 26 Dec 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

😂😂😂😂😂 @GNev2

[soapy 索菲 @soapyhnnh]

Paul Scholes when he's asked what his favourite part of his daughter is:

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Here's to you, @JHenderson...❤️

[babuyagu.bsky.social @babuyagu]

Decided to add Wan-Bissaka to the Trent side of the argument to make it a fair contest.

Trent & AWB: 27.70
Walker, Trippier & James: 23.18

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Football eh. 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥.

Experience 5 minutes 33 seconds of unbridled joy with every angle of @Alissonbecker's goal...

[Adam @adam_major1]

Just discovered the best accidental Partridge in history.

[Chris Stirrup @Mr78Christopher]

This from Milan supporters group is spot on.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

We talked about the #SuperLeague on the show tonight.

[🥤 @PaulSenior1]

Been a laugh watching everybody in football call Gareth Southgate a bell end tonight

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!?! 🤯😲

Armand Laurienté has scored one of the best free-kicks you will 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 see! 🤩

Pack your bags and go home. The Lorient forward has completed football.