Alex Ilkhani

Al :)

[Alex Ilkhani @AlexIlkhani]

I hate to say people weren’t raised right... but it’s true and it’s sad. It isn’t hard to be a good person.

[#ItsAussieBaby @itsaussiebaby]

I’ve spent my whole life believing people are better than they are!

[DAZHANÉLEAH. @Dazhaneleah]

It’s crazy what the sun can do for your mental health

[𝓃𝔞𝔯𝔞 𝓋🕊️ 𓋹 coaching :: dm 𓆃 @naravv__]

Mother Natures just showin off at this point 🌊✨

[Positive Vibes☀ @incredibleviews]

I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm better than I was. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful.

[Dylan Kennedy @DK_28_]

If you’re gonna storm a government building at least pick Area 51 so we can see some cool alien shit.

[Alex Ilkhani @AlexIlkhani]

I still haven’t watched it bc I believed this as well....😂😂

[Venom @NiaShortAss]

When I was a kid I thought SEX IN THE CITY was PORN 😂

[#ItsAussieBaby @itsaussiebaby]

Sometimes you just gotta put your head down and let adults be children #GoodToBeGrown

[ً @TweetXan_]

Men say “don’t start” and women hear “are you ready to rummmmmmmmbbbbbllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????”

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.

[ASHLEY @ashlikesramen]

being 19 with 21 year old friends is fun until they wanna go out & drink at a restaurant

[batshit betty @kxthren]

do men’s ears actually fuckin work or are they just there for decoration?

[al @alexhite12345]

all i do is screenshot and forget its in my camera roll

[Positive Vibes☀ @incredibleviews]

3 things to keep quiet..

1) Your love life.

2) Your income.

3) Your next move.

[adri @rofnl]

customers really come up to me and ask “when this whole covid thing gonna be over?” Lmfao bro idk let me go ask my manager

[tyler. @_TheTyJermaine]

Coastal’s parking was so bad, a random person would give you a ride just for your spot 😂😂😂😂