Alex Ireton

Don't tell me the skies the limit when there's footprints on the moon

[Zara @zaracraves]

men who turn into whiny little piss babies when they find out they’re having a daughter should be rounded up and dumped into the ocean

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Just one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever walk this cursed earth

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Free Universal Healthcare is so complicated and expensive that only 32 of the 33 wealthiest countries in the world have figured it out.

[🐸• M͓̽A͓̽R͓̽B͓̽L͓̽E͓̽S͓̽ 『マーブル』 •🐸 #BLM @marbitozard_]

hate how no one is taking this seriously enough

[K. @IbaraEleven]

I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe

[Patrick The Heelhausen @patricktheheel]

“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A $400,000 mortgage is $2,600 per month today.

A $400,000 mortgage was $1,600 per month in 2022.

$1,000 more a month for the same home. Crazy.

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

Tear that shit up, tell my wife thank you, tear her shit up, go to sleep happy.

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

Cristiano Ronaldo under Zidane was an absolute madman, no other player in the world is scoring that first goal

https://t.co/Sbiqbciy0q

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

I fucking DARE my wife to ask me to do some dumb shit on November 1st.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

willy wonka ass presidency

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Theo Von showed Druski his Katt Williams statue, and I did NOT see that ending coming 😭💀

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>saint nicholas tomb located
>grandma run over by reindeer

every Christmas prophecy is coming true and youre blackpilling? youre still denying santa?

[Ross Read @RossRead]

Me waking up my 8 year old son tomorrow at 4 am to hit the batting cages after Soto got $750 mil.

[Loky @lokymann]

Unnecessary talking. Please. It's ok to shut the fuck up.

[TooMuchCamber @Too_MuchCamber]

I voted

[♓️ @_LilCruddyTony]

I’m bout to be eating 10 pc nuggets till Dec 2nd

[Liz! @producerlizz]

this man is single handedly changing how a generation talks publicly about grief

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Cashiers when Diddy walked in the local CVS: